Mopane Worms
Food

Canned Mopane Worms

June 7, 2012 James Kelly 3

Whether you’re preparing for the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse or just like to try exotic foods, things like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Exotic Wild Animal Meat and Reindeer Pâté all would seem to serve you well. If you feel those aren’t enough to satisfy your wild […]

Ron de Jeremy Rum
Food

Ron de Jeremy Rum

June 6, 2012 James Kelly 1

For those of you that enjoy well-balanced rum, the Ron de Jeremy Rum is sure to be a mouthful you’ll soon never forget. Inspired by the larger than large adult entertainer, this 7-year old rum is distilled by 72-year old Cuban Master Distiller Francisco “Don […]

Design Toscano Sheng Kwong Metal Gong
Design

Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

June 3, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Do you know anyone who owns a real gong? I don’t know a soul who owns one, but I think a gong would come in extra handy in loud households or to get the attention of family members with selective hearing. The Sheng Kwong Metal Gong […]

Guilt Trip Notepad
Design

Guilt Trip Notepad

June 1, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that you can’t, try this Guilt Trip Notepad. It may even be more effective than a face ton face guilt trip. Just fill out the simple […]

Zombie Hot Sauce
Food

Zombie Hot Sauce

June 1, 2012 James Kelly 1

I’m not sure how well your taste buds will work when you’re one of the walking dead, but it appears that even zombies like it hot. The Zombie Hot Sauce has a scoville rating of 360 and will provide you or your undead friends with […]

Design

Bloody Knife Spatula

May 24, 2012 Conner Flynn 3

If you are planning some sort of Dexter themed kitchen or a horror themed restaurant, you’ll want to have this Bloody Knife Spatula in the kitchen. This spatula has a blood splatter print on both sides. The silicone head is scratch resistant and non-stick and is […]

Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce
Food

Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

May 24, 2012 James Kelly 1

For those of you that need it spelled out, the Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce name should make it quite obvious that this hot sauce means business. Made from a combination of habanero peppers and capsicum extract with a few other goodies thrown in, you […]

Meatball Bubble Gum
Food

Meatball Bubble Gum

May 3, 2012 James Kelly 1

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you […]

Underpants Candy
Food

Underpants Candy

April 30, 2012 Jack Kieffer 1

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time someone […]

Demeter Fragrances
Style

Demeter Fragrances

April 24, 2012 James Kelly 1

GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or bad, you decide. The Demeter Fragrances come in a variety of […]

The Hungry Games T-Shirt
Style

The Hungry Games T-Shirt

April 24, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Hunger is no game to me. But Mr. Santiago, the designer of The Hungry Games T-Shirt, is making a big mockingjay of the subject. From afar, “Hunger Games” fans would quickly identify you as part of the fan club. Though as they focus in on your t-shirt print they will […]

Box of Laughter
Gadgets

Box of Laughter

April 21, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

Maybe money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a few laughs when you get the Box of Laughter. Humor is an art, and like every other art form out there, it’s highly subjective. Maybe your view of what’s funny is seen as […]

Sock Sandals
Style

Sock Sandals

April 20, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha you’ll still see at least a dozen geeks walking around with socks and sandals this summer. Most of the time, it’s the white tube socks, too. Mock the […]

Farting Mug
Design

Farting Mug

April 17, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Some people say that a person’s mug says a lot about their personality. And we’re not talking about your face when we say “mug” either. For example, if you use the Putter Cup Golf Mug, then you’re probably a golfer who enjoys spending Saturdays at the […]

Whoopee Cushion KeyChain
Toys

Whoopie Cushion Keychain

April 8, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

I’m a huge fan of fart jokes. But actual stinky farts, I am not. If you’re a bit of a prankster and like your gags small and portable so you can carry them around, then you’ve got to own this Whoopie Cushion Keychain. Aside from […]

Deal With This Stamp
Design

Deal With This Stamp

April 5, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you find yourself (or your assistant) behind on a whole lot of paperwork, then it might be a pretty good idea to get the Deal With This Stamp. Sure, it’s more on the novelty side because I don’t think you’d want any of the […]

Design

French Bulldog Pillow

April 1, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Are you a pet lover living in a place where furry animals are not welcomed? That’s too bad, but you can still fill that empty void with a pillow that looks like a real dog. Introducing Albert, the French Bulldog Pillow. With the Albert pillow, your couch will look like one of […]

Holiday Hound - Dog Tie
Style

Holiday Hound – Dog Tie

April 1, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

One thing pet owners love to do is dress their feline or doggy companions up. If you were one of the loving pet owners who got the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume for your best friend last Halloween, then you might want to […]