Tag: novelty
Cannabis Energy Drink

Cannabis Energy Drink

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying high; whether that feeling comes from the [...]

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Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Shaves Mug

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not offend them. Well, if they can’t take [...]

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Up Yours Umbrella

Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make light [...]

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Smiling Teeth Purse

Smiling Teeth Purse

Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, it’s also functional. You could [...]

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Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband

Mullet on the Go Headband

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the case. On the bright side, the mullet tells the [...]

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Fist Can Koozie

Giant Fist Can Koozie

If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but that takes up one of your two valuable hands. Use this Giant Fist Can Koozie instead. That way you can still be macho and have a firm grip on your brew and keep your hands [...]

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Vinderpants Wine Underpants

Vinderpants Wine Underpants

Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while keeping things casual. Vinderpants are [...]

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Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you know, give them a [...]

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Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

If you have a goth decorated home or just want something wacky for Halloween this year, check out this Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone. It’s fun and crazy and most importantly, functional. This novelty wired desk telephone has a crazy skull design and can be used as a telephone or just as a crazy [...]

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Pregnant Woman Keychain - See The Fetus

Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is the woman naked which is already a [...]

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Light up LED Multicolor Rockstar Sunglasses

LED Rockstar Sunglasses

Sunglasses already make certain people look like rockstars. But if you find that your sunglasses don’t really distinguish you from the crowd, take these LED Rockstar Sunglasses for a test drive. 21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses. Unlike other glasses of this style, we added our lights on [...]

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Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone

Star Wars R2-D2 Phone

R2-D2 can do many things. He can pump out a hologram, fly with rockets, access imperial data by plugging into their system, hold death star plans and now he can serve as your telephone at home with this Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone. This is the coolest landline ever. The head moves and lights up when [...]

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Soundless fabric accordion pillow

Accordion Pillow

The Accordion Pillow doesn’t make any noise, but you can pretend to produce beautiful music anyway. Use it to add some style to furniture or take a quick nap. The soft fabric design allows it to stretch out like the real instrument, as shown below, and you can squish it all together for safekeeping. [...]

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Forbidden Knowledge Book

Forbidden Knowledge Book

Knowledge is power and the more you have the better you’ll be…especially when there is no one else around to guide you. The Forbidden Knowledge Book is packed with 101 things better left to only a few good men or women. Things like: How to become a porn star, How to beat a lie detector [...]

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P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit

P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit

It’s fun to make papercraft toys. Many of them end up looking pretty close to the real object that they are supposed to be. This P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit is pretty unique and should be a lot of fun. The P.C. (Paper Computer) is a paper craft kit that comes bound as [...]

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