Tag: novelty
Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

It’s a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room, but the idea of killing Bambi makes you faint. The Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies lets you have the best of both worlds, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other donating it to [...]

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Flamingo Lamp

Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black lamp stand does a nice job of [...]

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Bite Me Steak Brand Gift Box Set

Bite Me Steak Branding Iron

We’ve seen the BBQ Branding Iron that allows the grill master to personalize his/her steaks with pride. And now there’s another branding iron for chefs who are so confident that they’re willing to put imperative statements on their meats. Introducing the Bite Me Steak Branding Iron. [...]

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Snore Stopper

Snore Stopper

Is a night of peaceful slumber nothing more than a dream because the person sleeping next to you is busy sawing logs all night long? The Snore Stopper will let him (or her) know you mean business when it comes to getting a good night’s sleep. There’s absolutely nothing hi-tech about this, so [...]

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1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible. Skittles? Edible. Therefore, Skittles are a more fun way to relive the decade.  You get tons of great candy to look at and then eat, so make sure you’re ready for an intense session of [...]

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Creative Cursing Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

Creative Cursing: A Mix ‘n’ Match Profanity Generator

Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you’re like me, sometimes the right fighting words don’t come out until it’s too late and the offender is long gone. Instead of losing at verbal battles, hone your insult-making [...]

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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm

Inflatable Cthulhu Arm

Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks.  Poker?  Watching a football game?  Sharing [...]

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How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children Book

Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh at their expense. A fun and harmless way to do it is to simply display the How to Traumatize Your Children Book somewhere that they are sure to see it. I quick glance of this [...]

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Mopane Worms

Canned Mopane Worms

Whether you’re preparing for the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse or just like to try exotic foods, things like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Exotic Wild Animal Meat and Reindeer Pâté all would seem to serve you well. If you feel those aren’t enough to satisfy your wild side, maybe you’ll [...]

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Ron de Jeremy Rum

Ron de Jeremy Rum

For those of you that enjoy well-balanced rum, the Ron de Jeremy Rum is sure to be a mouthful you’ll soon never forget. Inspired by the larger than large adult entertainer, this 7-year old rum is distilled by 72-year old Cuban Master Distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez in Panama and [...]

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Design Toscano Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

Do you know anyone who owns a real gong? I don’t know a soul who owns one, but I think a gong would come in extra handy in loud households or to get the attention of family members with selective hearing. The Sheng Kwong Metal Gong would be a great first choice in case you happen [...]

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Guilt Trip Notepad

Guilt Trip Notepad

If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that you can’t, try this Guilt Trip Notepad. It may even be more effective than a face ton face guilt trip. Just fill out the simple form and then wait for them to feel guilty after [...]

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Zombie Hot Sauce

Zombie Hot Sauce

I’m not sure how well your taste buds will work when you’re one of the walking dead, but it appears that even zombies like it hot. The Zombie Hot Sauce has a scoville rating of 360 and will provide you or your undead friends with 5 ounces of taste bud waking hot sauce. While not [...]

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Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star

Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an ’80s Rock Star

If given a second chance, a lot of us would choose the path of rockstardom instead of our current, non-glamorous cerebral professions that pay the bills now. The rock stars of the 1980’s had it all; fame, fortune, fun, and fabulous hair. Trends like the glam rock tend to return as retro. [...]

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Spatula printed like a bloody knife

Bloody Knife Spatula

If you are planning some sort of Dexter themed kitchen or a horror themed restaurant, you’ll want to have this Bloody Knife Spatula in the kitchen. This spatula has a blood splatter print on both sides. The silicone head is scratch resistant and non-stick and is also heat resistant up to 600 °F / [...]

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Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

For those of you that need it spelled out, the Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce name should make it quite obvious that this hot sauce means business. Made from a combination of habanero peppers and capsicum extract with a few other goodies thrown in, you can expect to feel the burning sensation from start [...]

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Hello Palm Shaped Silicone Case for iphone 4 4S

Hello Palm Shaped Silicone Case for iphone 4/ 4S

We’ve covered many interesting iPhone cases and this latest will put a palm in your face while you are talking on your phone. The Hello Palm Shaped Silicone Case for iphone 4/ 4S is just the kind of silly case that will stand out from the crowd. When you get a call, just talk to [...]

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Meatball Bubble Gum

Meatball Bubble Gum

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you get through those awkward moments when you really shouldn’t be [...]

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