Tag: novelty
Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away. If this sounds like someone you know, give them a [...]

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Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone

If you have a goth decorated home or just want something wacky for Halloween this year, check out this Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone. It’s fun and crazy and most importantly, functional. This novelty wired desk telephone has a crazy skull design and can be used as a telephone or just as a crazy [...]

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Pregnant Woman Keychain - See The Fetus

Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is the woman naked which is already a [...]

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Light up LED Multicolor Rockstar Sunglasses

LED Rockstar Sunglasses

Sunglasses already make certain people look like rockstars. But if you find that your sunglasses don’t really distinguish you from the crowd, take these LED Rockstar Sunglasses for a test drive. 21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses. Unlike other glasses of this style, we added our lights on [...]

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Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone

Star Wars R2-D2 Phone

R2-D2 can do many things. He can pump out a hologram, fly with rockets, access imperial data by plugging into their system, hold death star plans and now he can serve as your telephone at home with this Star Wars R2-D2 Novelty Phone. This is the coolest landline ever. The head moves and lights up when [...]

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Soundless fabric accordion pillow

Accordion Pillow

The Accordion Pillow doesn’t make any noise, but you can pretend to produce beautiful music anyway. Use it to add some style to furniture or take a quick nap. The soft fabric design allows it to stretch out like the real instrument, as shown below, and you can squish it all together for safekeeping. [...]

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Forbidden Knowledge Book

Forbidden Knowledge Book

Knowledge is power and the more you have the better you’ll be…especially when there is no one else around to guide you. The Forbidden Knowledge Book is packed with 101 things better left to only a few good men or women. Things like: How to become a porn star, How to beat a lie detector [...]

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P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit

P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit

It’s fun to make papercraft toys. Many of them end up looking pretty close to the real object that they are supposed to be. This P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit is pretty unique and should be a lot of fun. The P.C. (Paper Computer) is a paper craft kit that comes bound as [...]

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Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies

It’s a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room, but the idea of killing Bambi makes you faint. The Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies lets you have the best of both worlds, and you don’t have to worry about your significant other donating it to [...]

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Flamingo Lamp

Flamingo Lamp

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black lamp stand does a nice job of [...]

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Bite Me Steak Brand Gift Box Set

Bite Me Steak Branding Iron

We’ve seen the BBQ Branding Iron that allows the grill master to personalize his/her steaks with pride. And now there’s another branding iron for chefs who are so confident that they’re willing to put imperative statements on their meats. Introducing the Bite Me Steak Branding Iron. [...]

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Snore Stopper

Snore Stopper

Is a night of peaceful slumber nothing more than a dream because the person sleeping next to you is busy sawing logs all night long? The Snore Stopper will let him (or her) know you mean business when it comes to getting a good night’s sleep. There’s absolutely nothing hi-tech about this, so [...]

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1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible. Skittles? Edible. Therefore, Skittles are a more fun way to relive the decade.  You get tons of great candy to look at and then eat, so make sure you’re ready for an intense session of [...]

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Creative Cursing Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

Creative Cursing: A Mix ‘n’ Match Profanity Generator

Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you’re like me, sometimes the right fighting words don’t come out until it’s too late and the offender is long gone. Instead of losing at verbal battles, hone your insult-making [...]

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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm

Inflatable Cthulhu Arm

Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks.  Poker?  Watching a football game?  Sharing [...]

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