He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater
Style

He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

December 5, 2012 James Kelly 2

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux […]

Mayan Countdown Clock
Gadgets

Mayan Countdown Clock

November 30, 2012 Marty Shaw 1

Forget about Christmas because this December brings something extra special – the end of the world!!! The Mayan Countdown Clock will help you keep track of our impending doom by counting down to the final seconds of life as we currently know it. The clock […]

How To Swear Around The World phrasebook
Books

How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook

November 30, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words…Just because you’re not at your house, that doesn’t mean you should now start acting all civilized and like you give a damn 😉 The How […]

Lollyphile
Food

Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops

November 29, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

If you’re looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops could be the answer you’re looking for. These innocent-looking lollipops are more than meet the eye. Forget about grape and cherry because these […]

Karakuri Neck Charm
Style

Karakuri Neck Charm

November 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty […]

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
Food

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

November 22, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and […]

Giant Microbes Primordial Putties
Toys

Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

November 20, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

The best way to scare off your hypochondriac friends is to introduce them to a slimy, gooey specimen of a flesh-eating disease or perhaps some anthrax. You can’t go wrong when you choose from this collection of Giant Microbes Primordial Putties. Most of us know […]

Design

Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow

November 16, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned […]

Food

26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python

November 10, 2012 James Kelly 1

GeekAlerts isn’t a stranger to big things, especially when it comes to gummy candy. We’ve shown you the Giant Party Gummy Bears and even the World’s Largest Gummy Worm, but those pale in comparison to the size and length of 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python. […]

Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack
Style

12 Pack Beer Can Holster

November 8, 2012 James Kelly 0

When a Single Beer Holster, Six Pack Beer Belt and Wine Rack Flask-Bra won’t do, try on the 12 Pack Beer Can Holster…It can hold 12 standard sized cans, so it doesn’t have to be beer…but, come on! Carry your twelve-pack like proud papa displaying […]

What Happened Bandages
Style

What Happened? Bandages

November 6, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

It would be nice if bandages were more descriptive and actually told people how you got hurt, instead of just covering your wound. Well, What Happened? Bandages will let everyone know just what happened. Apply each one to the appropriate wound. Did you get hurt […]

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar
Food

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

November 3, 2012 Marty Shaw 1

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes […]

Skeleton with Tombstone Novelty Light Set
Gadgets

Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set

October 22, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Scare the bones off of trick or treaters this year with this frightening Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set. Ghosts are scary. Especially skeleton ghosts that light up. You get a 10 light string set that features ghosts and Tombstones, LED color changing bulbs and […]

Design

Really Huge Pen

October 22, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You can’t judge a letter by the size of the pen that it was written with, but that shouldn’t stop you from finding the biggest pen possible and scribbling away. This Really Huge Pen should do the trick. Got a big idea? A massive story? […]

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece
Design

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

October 11, 2012 James Kelly 1

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this […]

Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels
Design

Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels

October 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Wine labels are boring so why not cover them up with something that will scare your guests? These Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels are fun and frightening. You get 16 labels (4 of each flavor) to cover your wine and freak out your guests. What? […]

Tubtanic Novelty Bath plug
Toys

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

October 4, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Have some bath time fun with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug. Not only will it plug your drain, it will also let you relive those cool scenes from the Titanic movie. You could even throw in some tiny figures and let them float on the […]

United States Zombie Hunting Permit
Design

United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker

September 28, 2012 James Kelly 0

While it hasn’t been officially announced as of yet, the United States Zombie Hunting Permit Sticker is a good start to the idea of Zombie hunting. The walking dead are going to be a big nuisance and every gun loving American should get to have […]

Inflatable Toupee
Style

Inflatable Toupee

September 28, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. […]

Gadgets

Wedding Countdown Timer

September 19, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

So you finally took the leap and are counting down to your big day when you tie the knot. This Wedding Countdown Timer will help you count the days until you are fitted with ball and chain. You can count down the hours, minutes and […]