Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the […]
Do you like for your food to have a little spice-packed punch? If so, the Assault and Pepper Shakers are what you need for that bit of added flavor. Meal-time can be transformed into fight-time when you have these two guys duking it out while […]
Summer is coming and those high temps will have a lot of people thinking they’re melting when they have to be outside, but the Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants can help you keep a relaxing breeze going, regardless of how angry Mr. Sun seems. Wearing shorts seems […]
You get tons of mail crammed in your mailbox every week but do you really want to waste time ripping open all those envelopes just do discover junk mail? Envelope X-Ray Spray saves you those few precious seconds, which can really add up when you […]
Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so […]
Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of […]
Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the […]
Do you have a potty mouth? Want to spout some toilet humor? Then, just pick up this Toilet Shaped Home Telephone and gab away. This toilet shaped wired table telephone would make a great novelty gift. Your friends will be very surprised to receive it. […]
Stop in the name of the law!!! You’re under arrest for the crime of inciting unproductive behavior. A little time in the Cell Lock-Up will help you resist the siren call of Twitter, Facebook, and all those other dastardly time-sucks. It’s okay because I understand. […]
It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary of […]
The ladies love their erotic fiction, getting all hot under the collar as they imagine themselves in the arms of Christian Grey from “50 Shades of Grey,” but what if you could be the object of that desire? With a Personalized Naughty Novel, you can […]
So now that you’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s about time you take action. The novelty Nifty Shades of Play is for adults looking to enjoy a little something extra this Valentine’s Day. The book includes 50 pages of “down and dirty” games and […]
Give your low-tech ‘gadget’ a hi-tech look with the iPaperPad, a hilarious spin on the popular iPad. There are some definite perks with this version of the tablet because it doesn’t require batteries, you don’t need a USB to charge it, and you don’t have […]
Think you’re too old for teddy bears? Think again because the Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth isn’t your average teddy. As a matter of fact, this foul-mouthed furry imp is almost exactly like the fun-loving bear in the movie… except […]
If you ever want to drink something really odd while honoring Elvis Presley at the same time, Rogue VooDoo Doughnut Chocolate, Banana & Peanut Butter Ale is the alcoholic beverage you’re craving… even if there’s no way you’ll be able to say that whole name […]
Many people like the idea of camping, but don’t exactly like going out in the wilderness to do it. Who wants to sleep with bugs everywhere? Well, now you can smell like a campfire any time you want with Campfire Cologne. It’s the next best […]
If you are a Captain planning your first away team mission, don’t sweat it. This Star Trek Away Team Kit has everything you need for the mission. You get a copy of the trade paperback Redshirts autographed by author John Scalzi, a Red Shirts card […]
I don’t know why you might be interested in a phone that’s hidden away in a replica of a blue 1920’s phone box, but… hey! Wait a minute! That’s not an ordinary phone box; it’s the Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone, and that changes everything. It […]
Most of us don’t have landlines anymore, but if you are looking for one, check out this crazy Tire Table Phone with Light. You won’t even have to worry about getting a spare. It has a 14-Key pad with beautiful lighting when it’s in use […]
A popular childhood game is all grown up these days, with the Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set bringing an alcohol-filled twist to the classic board game. If you loved playing Snakes and Ladders as a kid but feel like you’re much too mature for […]
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