Alcatraz Wall Clock
Design

Alcatraz Wall Clock

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the […]

Design

Assault and Pepper Shakers

Do you like for your food to have a little spice-packed punch? If so, the Assault and Pepper Shakers are what you need for that bit of added flavor. Meal-time can be transformed into fight-time when you have these two guys duking it out while […]

Style

Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

Summer is coming and those high temps will have a lot of people thinking they’re melting when they have to be outside, but the Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants can help you keep a relaxing breeze going, regardless of how angry Mr. Sun seems. Wearing shorts seems […]

Gadgets

Envelope X-Ray Spray

You get tons of mail crammed in your mailbox every week but do you really want to waste time ripping open all those envelopes just do discover junk mail? Envelope X-Ray Spray saves you those few precious seconds, which can really add up when you […]

Toys

Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of […]

Food

Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the […]

Cell Lock-Up
Gadgets

Cell Lock-Up

Stop in the name of the law!!! You’re under arrest for the crime of inciting unproductive behavior. A little time in the Cell Lock-Up will help you resist the siren call of Twitter, Facebook, and all those other dastardly time-sucks. It’s okay because I understand. […]

Gadgets

Smash Mute TV Mute Button

It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary of […]

You Star Naughty Novel
Books

Personalized Naughty Novel

The ladies love their erotic fiction, getting all hot under the collar as they imagine themselves in the arms of Christian Grey from “50 Shades of Grey,” but what if you could be the object of that desire? With a Personalized Naughty Novel, you can […]

Books

Nifty Shades of Play

So now that you’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s about time you take action. The novelty Nifty Shades of Play is for adults looking to enjoy a little something extra this Valentine’s Day. The book includes 50 pages of “down and dirty” games and […]

Campfire Cologne
Style

Campfire Cologne

Many people like the idea of camping, but don’t exactly like going out in the wilderness to do it. Who wants to sleep with bugs everywhere? Well, now you can smell like a campfire any time you want with Campfire Cologne. It’s the next best […]

Away Team Kit
Books

Star Trek Away Team Kit

If you are a Captain planning your first away team mission, don’t sweat it. This Star Trek Away Team Kit has everything you need for the mission. You get a copy of the trade paperback Redshirts autographed by author John Scalzi, a Red Shirts card […]

Gadgets

Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone

I don’t know why you might be interested in a phone that’s hidden away in a replica of a blue 1920’s phone box, but… hey! Wait a minute! That’s not an ordinary phone box; it’s the Doctor Who TARDIS Telephone, and that changes everything. It […]

Gadgets

Tire Table Phone with Light

Most of us don’t have landlines anymore, but if you are looking for one, check out this crazy Tire Table Phone with Light. You won’t even have to worry about getting a spare. It has a 14-Key pad with beautiful lighting when it’s in use […]