Sometimes you’re just in the mood to have a banana, but what if your only mode of transportation is a bicycle. Have you ever tried eating a banana on a bicycle? Okay, honestly it’s not that hard, but the Banana Holder provides a way to […]
So… you like to slap butts, but it’s not like you can walk around and give in to that urge whenever you feel like it, unless of course you don’t mind spending a little time behind bars. The Slap It Light lets you enjoy your […]
Everybody loves a good prank as long as it is played on someone else. This Pranklopedia: The Funniest, Grossest, Craziest, Not-Mean Pranks book will tell you all about the glorious history of pranking. It will teach you how to prank safely and still keep it […]
This Bacon Magic Disposable Camera will infuse your love of bacon into every shot you take. Bacon makes everything better right? And that includes photos. The awesome Bacon Magic Disposable Camera adds Bacon phrases and graphics to all your photos. Just take your photos as […]
Horror movie fans and practical jokers will appreciate this Bloodpool Pillow. Designed to resemble a pool of blood, this plush pillow will be good for a few laughs…or screams. The Bloodpool Pillow is made from 100% polyester velvet with styro-bead and measures 17 inches x […]
Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of candy look […]
Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up […]
You never know when you are going to run into some supernatural adversaries, especially vampires. Those guys are crazy. They will suck the blood right out of you…But not if you have this Vampire Hunter Kit. Be prepared. Don’t be dinner! This leather pouch hangs […]
It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler alert! […]
We’ve all been there. The work-week is on the downhill slide, you’ve just had a big lunch, and you can feel your eyelids slowly gaining weight as sleep beckons. The Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses will use your own body to make sure you stay awake. According […]
Wouldn’t it be great to listen in on everyone’s closely-guarded secrets? The NSA has taught us that personal boundaries and respecting privacy is an out-dated way of thinking; so follow their example with the NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device and get started in the […]
What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne. What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters […]
Zombies may be dead. Or undead. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t have emotions. In fact they write some pretty good poetry. And you can read it in this Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book. This poetry book is done […]
Forget Polar Bear rugs. Get yourself a Polar Bear Coat and keep warm, while looking ferocious like a bear. A Polar Bear that is. This totally awesome Polar Bear Coat by Ripple Junction makes you look like an intimidating polar bear as you walk down […]
The Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie will make sure that you have a happy birthday, not a bust. Well, you are still getting a bust. The good kind. And it will keep your drink cold. This koozie fits most standard sized 12oz cans and bottles […]
These Muzzleshot Shot Glasses live up to their name. No need to pull the trigger to take this shot though. They are modeled after the A2 flash suppressor and machined from solid aluminum. They are hard coat anodized in a grey finish. It’s the next […]
These Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs are lovely. They are shaped like a woman’s body wearing a sexy bikini. As if you hadn’t noticed, they’ll certainly get your attention. They come in a set of 2 in red and blue bikini colors. Each one holds […]
Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that doesn’t help; as […]
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