Tee Tops Political Golf Tees
Design

Tee Tops Political Golf Tees

September 18, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Politics. You can’t bring it up at dinner. It’s an uncivilized business. Hey, they all lie, so just pick one and have some fun with these Tee Tops Political Golf Tees. No matter what the politicians record is, they can at least help you hold […]

50 Shades of Gray Book
Books

50 Shades of Gray Book

August 22, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets […]

No Tear Toilet Paper
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No Tear Toilet Paper

August 20, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

This No Tear Toilet Paper will aid you in carrying off the perfect prank. It’s mean sure, but it’s also really funny. Nothing beats a good bathroom prank. Your victim is at their most vulnerable and desperate in the bathroom after all. This No Tear […]

Design

Doodie Mug

August 19, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you mugs with a Shark, Squirrel, Octopus and even a Jesus Face in them, but now you can really go for the shock factor with the Doodie Mug. We all know coffee has the ability to clean your system out, but what […]

Beer Awesomeness book
Books

The Book of Beer Awesomeness

August 17, 2012 James Kelly 0

Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the […]

caution toilet cone
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Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone

August 13, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Sometimes when others use the bathroom before you they can leave behind a nasty surprise. As in a foul odor. If this sounds like a situation that you encounter regularly, check out the Toxic Gases Toilet Caution Cone. It will provide fair warning for others […]

Redneck Wine Glass
Design

Redneck Wine Glass

August 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Everyone’s definition of classy is different. Different strokes for different folks. Some might prefer a regular wine glass, while others think that this Redneck Wine Glass is the epitomy of style. On the bottom, it’s a pretty standard wine glass, but on the top it’s […]

Design

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

August 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches […]

Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup
Food

Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup

August 8, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Make your morning egg out of this world with this Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup. It will stare at you with all three eyes until you eat it’s body. This fun alien themed and shaped egg cup is pretty cute. Let him invade your kitchen table. […]

FINANCIAL CRISIS SURVIVAL KIT
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Financial Crisis Survival Kit

August 6, 2012 Marty Shaw 1

Times are tough and money doesn’t exactly grow on trees these days, but the Financial Crisis Survival Kit can make sure you always have a little cash tucked away for a rainy day. Forget about banks. Most of them charge you for the honor of […]

Fake Science 101
Books

Fake Science 101

August 1, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take […]

50 Shades of Grey Poster
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50 Shades of Grey Poster

July 27, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 3

First vampires and werewolves had their heyday in the “Twilight” series. Then it was time for kids killing kids in “The Hunger Games” trilogy. But now it’s the dawn of raunchiness for womankind with the latest bestselling novel phenom, “50 Shades of Grey” by E.L. James. […]

Snail Oil Beauty Soap
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Snail Oil Soap

July 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]

Kama Pootra
Books

Kama Pootra Book

July 26, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are […]

IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder
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IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder

July 24, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Greedy pigs have learned that stirring anger amongst birds means war. Greedy pigs are quickly learning that it’s wise not to anger chefs in the kitchen, either. When you stick your paper towel roll on the IGGI Angry Chef Paper Towel Holder, it serves as a good reminder to greedy pigs to clean […]

Zombie Hand Soap
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Zombie Soap

July 23, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean. As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s bleeding. […]

Cannabis Energy Drink
Food

Cannabis Energy Drink

July 19, 2012 James Kelly 3

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying […]

Jesus Shaves Mug
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Jesus Shaves Mug

July 19, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not […]

Up Yours Umbrella
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Up Yours Umbrella

July 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make […]