World's Hottest Chocolate Candy Bar
Food

World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar

GeekAlerts has shown you some spicy foods in the past, but the World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar might be at the top of the list. Based on what the video below shows, you’ll probably be crying after eating a piece smaller than your fingernail. The World’s […]

Design

Upside Down Wine Glass

Why turn a frown upside down when you can turn your wine upside down with the Upside Down Wine Glass? Designed to initially look like a regular wine glass, the true nature of this distinctive drinkware becomes apparent when you use it. What is usually […]

Canned Yeti Meat
Toys

Canned Yeti Meat

Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned Yeti Meat. Just kidding, it’s not real meat, but a fun what if. It includes a plush dismembered yeti foot in a spam-type can. It […]

Style

Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt

The Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt reminds me of a favorite Jurassic Park quote – they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. If you can name every film Jeff Goldblum has been in, this […]

Design

Boba Keiko Statue

The Boba Keiko Statue is the Star Wars/Mickey Mouse/Angry Birds/Naked Girl mash-up you never knew you always wanted… or something like that. There is nothing wrong with your screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. You are really looking at a mostly naked girl […]

Toys

Inflatable Brick Cellphone

Bring back the 80s with the Inflatable Brick Cellphone and relive the ‘good old days,’ when losing track of your cellphone was almost impossible. Phones have come a long way over the years, with the phones of today being barely bigger than a credit card. […]

Design

Santaur Ornament

Who needs reindeer to pull a sleigh when you’re part horse? Who needs to try to be unique with their Christmas decorations when you have the Santaur Ornament? Trust me. If you have this eye-catching, 6-inch-tall glass ornament that combines Santa Clause with a mythical […]

Design

Madame de Ackbar Art Print

Trust me, you do NOT want to know what Admiral Ackbar does when he’s not helping the Rebel Alliance, but the Madame de Ackbar Art Print will reveal his secret if you really want to know. Yes, it’s true. The iconic Star Wars hero, known […]

Design

Bacon Tape

Bacon makes everything better. Why not use bacon strips as tape? This Bacon Tape will let you do just that. What could be better than tearing off strip after strip of bacon to tape things up? Yummy. This bacon is sticky instead of crispy. Bacon […]

Extra Shot Coffee Mug
Food

Extra Shot Coffee Mug

Do you like your coffee with a little something extra? Of course you do. The Extra Shot Coffee Mug will make it easy to add an extra shot with every cup. It is a mug and flask in one. Your co-workers will certainly admire your […]

Design

Modest Urn

We are all going to die. It’s the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to make a big deal out of it, while others prefer to keep things low key. Modest. Well, it doesn’t get much more low key than […]

Dinosaur Poop Dig
Toys

Dinosaur Poop Dig

A Dinosaur Poop Dig sounds disgusting, but it is actually pretty fun. You can excavate your very own coprolite, which is a fancy word for dino dukie. Each Dinosaur Poop Dig kit comes with a big block with a pooping dinosaur on it. You have […]

Douchebag Gum
Food

Douchebag Gum

This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the […]

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set
Toys

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

Nothing to plug in. No batteries to replace. Tons of fun whether you love the guy or hate him. The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set is just one of those sources of entertainment that you can’t go wrong with. It even has a hint of nostalgia […]

Shakespeare Insult Wallet
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Shakespeare Insult Wallet

Thou has not so much brain as ear wax. Well, there’s something to make you re-think spending your hard-earned money on some useless bauble. The Shakespeare Insult Wallet might make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it might even give you a new […]

Banana Holder
Design

Banana Holder

Sometimes you’re just in the mood to have a banana, but what if your only mode of transportation is a bicycle. Have you ever tried eating a banana on a bicycle? Okay, honestly it’s not that hard, but the Banana Holder provides a way to […]