Have you always dreamed of being a cat? Well, now is your chance to try sleeping like one. The Human Pet House lets you snuggle up in a cat-like house in the privacy of your own home. What would the neighbors think? Don’t worry, they’ll […]
Apparently the makers of these Armageddon It! Kim Jong-un and Trump Pencil Erasers think the end is near…Others would argue that this is just Fake News! Either way, these novelty Kim Jong-un and Trump Pencil Erasers make for a unique collectible. Demonstrate your pencil-erasing power […]
GeekAlerts has shown you some spicy foods in the past, but the World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar might be at the top of the list. Based on what the video below shows, you’ll probably be crying after eating a piece smaller than your fingernail. The World’s […]
Why turn a frown upside down when you can turn your wine upside down with the Upside Down Wine Glass? Designed to initially look like a regular wine glass, the true nature of this distinctive drinkware becomes apparent when you use it. What is usually […]
Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned Yeti Meat. Just kidding, it’s not real meat, but a fun what if. It includes a plush dismembered yeti foot in a spam-type can. It […]
The Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt reminds me of a favorite Jurassic Park quote – they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. If you can name every film Jeff Goldblum has been in, this […]
The Boba Keiko Statue is the Star Wars/Mickey Mouse/Angry Birds/Naked Girl mash-up you never knew you always wanted… or something like that. There is nothing wrong with your screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. You are really looking at a mostly naked girl […]
Bring back the 80s with the Inflatable Brick Cellphone and relive the ‘good old days,’ when losing track of your cellphone was almost impossible. Phones have come a long way over the years, with the phones of today being barely bigger than a credit card. […]
Meat. It’s delicious. It should be a part of every celebration. Now it can be thanks to this fun Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Gift Wrap. This wrapping paper is yummy. Imagine tearing into delicious images of meat as you try to unwrap your gift. This […]
Who needs reindeer to pull a sleigh when you’re part horse? Who needs to try to be unique with their Christmas decorations when you have the Santaur Ornament? Trust me. If you have this eye-catching, 6-inch-tall glass ornament that combines Santa Clause with a mythical […]
Trust me, you do NOT want to know what Admiral Ackbar does when he’s not helping the Rebel Alliance, but the Madame de Ackbar Art Print will reveal his secret if you really want to know. Yes, it’s true. The iconic Star Wars hero, known […]
Cats rule the web and the Welcome to the Internet Art Print introduces you to the frisky feline that rules them all. What’s better than a kitty doing cute things? Better than memes sharing grouchy wisdom from Grumpy Cat? How about a pistol-packing cat on […]
Bacon makes everything better. Why not use bacon strips as tape? This Bacon Tape will let you do just that. What could be better than tearing off strip after strip of bacon to tape things up? Yummy. This bacon is sticky instead of crispy. Bacon […]
Do you like your coffee with a little something extra? Of course you do. The Extra Shot Coffee Mug will make it easy to add an extra shot with every cup. It is a mug and flask in one. Your co-workers will certainly admire your […]
Sometimes you leave a stink so bad that you need to mask it with another scent. Either that or let others enter after you and pass out. That’s not good. Use this Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. You won’t have to be embarrassed by […]
We are all going to die. It’s the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to make a big deal out of it, while others prefer to keep things low key. Modest. Well, it doesn’t get much more low key than […]
A Dinosaur Poop Dig sounds disgusting, but it is actually pretty fun. You can excavate your very own coprolite, which is a fancy word for dino dukie. Each Dinosaur Poop Dig kit comes with a big block with a pooping dinosaur on it. You have […]
This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up with this unique gum, made just for that type. It is fresh and minty and dbags will recognize their own brand of gum by the […]
Nothing to plug in. No batteries to replace. Tons of fun whether you love the guy or hate him. The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set is just one of those sources of entertainment that you can’t go wrong with. It even has a hint of nostalgia […]
Thou has not so much brain as ear wax. Well, there’s something to make you re-think spending your hard-earned money on some useless bauble. The Shakespeare Insult Wallet might make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it might even give you a new […]
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