Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy
Toys

Timmy The Monkey Dog Toy

September 30, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The guys over at ThinkGeek have been churning out great products since the beginning of time, and it’s about time they created a product that rewarded their mascot.  Timmy The Monkey is the adorable face that greets you when you jump onto their website, and […]

Autobacon t-shirt
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Autobacon T-Shirt

September 23, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Linux?  Windows?  Mac?  None of the above, my friends – I’m going with the brand new Autobacon.  What does it do?  Well, like the Chromebook, it only has one function. Unlike the Chromebook, the Autobacon’s one function is the ability to print bacon. Now, depending […]

1-upcake cupcake mold
Design

1-Upcake Cupcake Molds

August 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The 1-Upcake Cupcake Molds are the perfect way for any baker to easily and quickly create some Mario-themed treats!  This set of four silicone cupcake molds makes baking some 1-Up muffins and cupcakes a snap, and gives you the option of choosing from four different […]

Snail Oil Beauty Soap
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Snail Oil Soap

July 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]

adventure time plush
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Adventure Time Plush Toys

July 23, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which would […]

Soundless fabric accordion pillow
Design

Accordion Pillow

June 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Accordion Pillow doesn’t make any noise, but you can pretend to produce beautiful music anyway. Use it to add some style to furniture or take a quick nap. The soft fabric design allows it to stretch out like the real instrument, as shown below, […]

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
Food

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

June 20, 2012 Jack Kieffer 2

The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible. Skittles? Edible. Therefore, Skittles are a more fun way to relive the decade.  You get tons of great candy to look at and then eat, […]

Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm

June 12, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks.  Poker?  Watching […]

Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler
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Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler

May 14, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler is a product for all of us bacon-loving geeks who were waiting for something that would give us nightmares for weeks.  Bacon Rugs?  Not very scary.  Comfortable, yes, but not frightening.  Slicey the Pig?  I’m going to wake up screaming […]

Plush Organs
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Plush Organs

May 7, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Plush Organs are the cutest representations to date of your slimy, rather unattractive insides.  If you’re knowledgeable in the area of biology, you’ll be able to recognize that all humans have these organs.  “One of them is a uterus, you genius.”  Bill Nye the […]

Underpants Candy
Food

Underpants Candy

April 30, 2012 Jack Kieffer 1

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time someone […]

electromagnetically shrunken quarters
Toys

Electromagnetically Shrunken Quarters

April 24, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Electromagnetically shrunken quarters are the coolest science product of this decade.  That’s ten years’ worth of science products that aren’t as cool as these quarters.  What happens when you take a quarter and then zap it with a couple hundred thousand amps?  YOU GET ELECTROMAGNETICALLY […]

sushi sticky notes
Design

Sushi Sticky Notes

April 17, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Sushi Sticky Notes are a marvel for any of the geeks out there who consider themselves to be fans of Japanese products. Eating sushi is great, but our stomachs can’t bulge forever, eventually we have to stop indulging ourselves (or die.) So, for those […]

mini briefcase business card case
Design

Mini Briefcase Business Card Case

April 16, 2012 Jack Kieffer 1

The Mini Briefcase Business Card Case helps you recover from that embarrassing moment when you had finally hooked someone – you had almost landed your first long-term customer – when you dropped all of your business cards onto the floor and ruined your suave look. […]

Toys

Life-Size Inflatable Portal 2 Sentry Turret

March 22, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Life-Size Inflatable Portal 2 Sentry Turret is exactly what you’ve been waiting for.  We have been content in the past with those tiny plush Portal turrets, but everything is this world is getting bigger, so our ideas have to grow with our size.  What […]

D20 Lollipop
Food

D20 Lollipop

March 17, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The D20 Lollipop gives a whole new edge to sucking on delicious lollipops.  Sure, you could buy spherical lollipops, but those are for those who are below your level; those to whom you would shout the common phrase, “GET ON MY LEVEL.”  With your new […]

domo plush backpack
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Domo Plush Backpack

March 11, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Domo Plush Backpack is an adorable re-creation of our favorite Japanese mascot!  He’s gaping, cute, and fluffier than ever before in his new manifestation.  Wear it like a backpack, hug it like it’s a tiny creature (that doesn’t have rabies.  Avoid the creatures with […]

emergency mustaches
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Emergency Mustaches

March 5, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

Redhead Bacon Peanut Brittle
Food

Bacon Peanut Brittles

February 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Bacon Peanut Brittle is yet another delicious bacon treat! This is a wonderful option for any party-thrower who knows he’s going to have a lot of hungry guests coming over – just pour this into a large bowl and you’re ready to go! They […]

squirrel mask
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Squirrel Mask

February 19, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually […]