The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve…
Author: Jack Kieffer
The Secret Agent Hand Sanitizer, despite what you might expect, doesn’t explode. It also doesn’t attract females, since you’re not actually a spy. And, if you…
The Unicorn Corkscrew, officially called the Screwnicorn, gives unicorns a new purpose in life. Their lives had little meaning before this, the unicorns frolicked in the…
The Look Out Schrodinger’s Cat, It’s A Trap! T-Shirt features an adorable representation of everyone’s favorite theoretical physics experiment. The great Admiral Ackbar is referenced in…
The LEGO Life of George set is really quite an interesting concept for geeks and children alike. In the box, you receive a Play Mat, many…
The Swiss Measuring Spoons are a unique set of helpful cooking tools that will keep you from messing up those delicious sugar cookies that you’re making…
The Whale Non-Skid Mat from Kikkerland is the perfect way to make sure that you don’t seriously injure yourself while climbing into that steaming tub of…
Crayons are everyone’s favorite waxy coloring utensil, and are the favorite illicit snack of all misbehaving children. (The crayon was there, and then it wasn’t. It…
You might be wondering what Christmas smells like, since Smencils generally are scented to match foods or common aromas. Well, this pack of 5 Christmas Scented…
We’ve seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to bacon-lovers. It may not be shaped…
This Space Invaders Pixel Ring is a handmade piece by Virginie Millefiori, a jewelry artist who sells her work on Etsy. The ring was fashioned from…
The iPhone 4S is hot – no question. Despite complaints that the appearance has changed very little from the 4, the guts of the new iPhone…