The Life-Size Inflatable Portal 2 Sentry Turret is exactly what you’ve been waiting for. We have been content in the past with those tiny plush Portal turrets, but everything is this world is getting bigger, so our ideas have to grow with our size. What is the newest “big” idea for Portal 2? This life-size turret. I hope you have the lungs of a blue whale, because it’s going to take a whole lot of huffing and puffing to blow this thing up…also, to knock over the house of brick that the little piggy built. Innovation trumps the big bad wolf once again.
Life-Size Inflatable Portal 2 Sentry Turret
- Inflatable turret from the video games Portal & Portal 2
- Fill it with all your hot air (just think about the lemons)
- Use it to protect your home and loved ones
- Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 collectible
- Dimensions: 40″ tall
Don’t miss out – get your giant rubber killing machine today. Don’t worry – this guy is over three feet tall, but he won’t hurt anything. Except the ego of your less-geeky-than-you neighbors.
Pick up the life-size Portal 2 turret for $24.99 from ThinkGeek, or check out some other geeky Aperture stuff like the Portal Cookie Cutters and the Aluminum Portal Bookends.
Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a site that loves all things geeky!