If you’re a fan of that hit comedy show How I Met Your Mother, then you might have probably seen that episode where Lily and Marshall, the “attached-to-the-hip” couple of the show, admit that they actually shared a toothbrush. It’s kind of gross, right, even […]
The Look Out Schrodinger’s Cat, It’s A Trap! T-Shirt features an adorable representation of everyone’s favorite theoretical physics experiment. The great Admiral Ackbar is referenced in this shirt with the “it’s a trap” phrase, so this t-shirt packs double the geek punch. The perfect […]
You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The delicious taste […]
There’s a lot of hype about the serious green drink from Europe known as absinthe. Some people shy away from it for its reputation of being potent and deadly. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t still enjoy absinthe in the form of gumballs or wash their hands with Absinthe […]
So you’ve had some pretty tough luck in the dating world, but still won’t allow yourself to be dateless on Valentine’s Day. Why not Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend and let him be your date? Knit Your Own Boyfriend Make the boyfriend of your dreams! Create the perfect […]
Long distance relationships are the worst. In my opinion, I think it’s already hard enough to make a relationship work, even when both parties are living just a few miles apart from each other (or zero miles, if you happen to have already moved in […]
Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more comfortable. We can’t all be rich because that […]
A few years ago, GeekAlerts featured the @ Lamp which adds so much flair to a plain wall. But wouldn’t it look even more awesome hung up next to its fellow curly-swirly keyboard mate, the Ampersand Marquee Light? Ampersand Marquee Light Marquee fixtures reminiscent of theatres past Ampersand […]
If you’re up for a crappy game, then I suggest you get the Doody Head Game. I don’t mean it in the figurative sense, but in the sort of literal way because there’s actual doody involved in the game, although not the real ones. So […]
You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a […]
US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is so tough that she could probably crush a nutshell with her fist. But instead, she’d rather crush tough GOP nuts with her personal nutcracker. Introducing the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, featuring upper thighs made of stainless steel. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Features […]
I have yet to meet a person who dislikes champagne. It’s such a special drink that you cannot even call it ‘champagne’ unless it has been produced within the lands of Champagne, France. Snooty, snooty! In addition to its sparkly appearance and good taste, we love it for being the highlight of joyous […]
Keep this Denture Bottle Opener away from people with real dentures because they’ll probably end up with a not-so-pleasant surprise in their mouths if you don’t. It’s kind of like the Switch Pop Bottle Opener in the sense that it’s a bottle opener designed and […]
Serve up your drinks playfully using the Gas Pump Retro Liquor Dispenser. Sure, it might look like an old gasoline pump. Even the drinks you’ve poured into it for dispensing might look like gas. But we all know that the people at the party won’t […]
We all know the story of Pinocchio. The wooden boy whose nose grows when he lies. He lied a lot and his nose grew and grew. I guess it’s payback time with this Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener. Now you can shorten his nose every time […]
If you’re someone who’s into cats, furry stuff, generally adorable computer accessories, or anything with a paw print, then I’m pretty sure you’re going to love the Neko Cat Paw Mouse. This mouse has all of the things mentioned above and it’s a fully functional […]
I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? […]
Want an instant kilt, so you can be like Sean Connery or Rowdy Roddy Piper? You got it. The Red Insta Kilt Towel is both a towel and a kilt. How can you possibly go wrong? Look at how tough and rugged that guy in […]
Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You […]
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