Deal With This Stamp
Design

Deal With This Stamp

If you find yourself (or your assistant) behind on a whole lot of paperwork, then it might be a pretty good idea to get the Deal With This Stamp. Sure, it’s more on the novelty side because I don’t think you’d want any of the […]

Design

French Bulldog Pillow

Are you a pet lover living in a place where furry animals are not welcomed? That’s too bad, but you can still fill that empty void with a pillow that looks like a real dog. Introducing Albert, the French Bulldog Pillow. With the Albert pillow, your couch will look like one of […]

Holiday Hound - Dog Tie
Style

Holiday Hound – Dog Tie

One thing pet owners love to do is dress their feline or doggy companions up. If you were one of the loving pet owners who got the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume for your best friend last Halloween, then you might want to […]

Bacon Candy Necklace
Food

Bacon Candy Necklace

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you […]

Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker
Design

Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker

Some really spectacular lagers, a.k.a. Sapporo and Asahi, have come from the wondrous country of Japan. To hit international beer status, beer must meet all the proper criteria, including delivering just the right amount of foaminess. Japanese lagers produce truly glorious foam when poured from draft. What’s their secret? They could tell […]

Emergency Inflatable Chicken
Toys

Emergency Inflatable Chicken

I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged […]

Timbergrams
Design

Timbergrams

Enough with all the emails and instant messages. There’s a reason why physical notes and letters mean a whole lot more, because they don’t disappear when you hit “delete” or when the power goes out. Now you might not be able to put a very […]

Style

Grad Glasses

It’s almost that time of the year again: graduation. It’s the day when all those sleepless nights of cramming and studying come to fruition. It also marks the end of one long phase in life and ushers you into the beginning of another. Get everyone […]

emergency mustaches
Style

Emergency Mustaches

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

Anti-Ticket Donut
Design

Anti-Ticket Donut

If you get stopped by a police officer, don’t try to sweet talk him or kiss his butt. Just present him with this Anti-Ticket Donut and you should be fine. Everyone knows that cops love donuts. Consider this your insurance against speeding tickets. It comes […]

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm
Design

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

What you look like on the outside doesn’t necessarily reflect who you are on the inside. But something you could have wear on the outside could also show what you’ve got on the inside–like the Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm. Remember when Angelina used to […]

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Toys

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt
Style

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece. But what about those laugh lines (or frown lines, if you did more scowling that laughing)? Worry not, because the Kogao! Smile […]

Raw Chicken Lollipop
Food

Raw Chicken Lollipop

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are […]

I Am Not A Doormat
Design

I Am Not A Doormat

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can’t really say outright. Others use pictures and post them on social networks to make a statement. Now in a similar fashion, you can do the same with the I Am Not […]