100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka
Food

100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka

March 26, 2012 James Kelly 10

When straight vodka isn’t enough, most people turn to flavored vodka like Bakon Vodka or Blood Shot Vodka, but not you. You’re the type that needs to show everyone that you belong at the head of the table and you drink 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga […]

Bacon Candy Necklace
Food

Bacon Candy Necklace

March 25, 2012 James Kelly 1

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you […]

LipFlask - Lipstick Shaped Flask
Style

Lip Flask – Lipstick Shaped Flask

March 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you quite a few flasks over the last several months. It could be because we enjoy a nice slip of our favorite alcoholic concoction on demand or it could be because we needed something to get us through the holidays and all […]

Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock
Gadgets

Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock

March 14, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

You’ve heard the saying “Time flies when you are having fun” right? I bet you didn’t know that time really can fly. In your very own home, with this Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock. I guess this is one way to keep you from sleeping […]

Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker
Design

Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker

March 11, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 2

Some really spectacular lagers, a.k.a. Sapporo and Asahi, have come from the wondrous country of Japan. To hit international beer status, beer must meet all the proper criteria, including delivering just the right amount of foaminess. Japanese lagers produce truly glorious foam when poured from draft. What’s their secret? They could tell […]

Emergency Inflatable Chicken
Toys

Emergency Inflatable Chicken

March 10, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged […]

Sun-Staches The Original Mustache Sunglasses
Style

Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses

March 9, 2012 Hazel Chua 6

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield […]

Timbergrams
Design

Timbergrams

March 9, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Enough with all the emails and instant messages. There’s a reason why physical notes and letters mean a whole lot more, because they don’t disappear when you hit “delete” or when the power goes out. Now you might not be able to put a very […]

Style

Grad Glasses

March 7, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

It’s almost that time of the year again: graduation. It’s the day when all those sleepless nights of cramming and studying come to fruition. It also marks the end of one long phase in life and ushers you into the beginning of another. Get everyone […]

emergency mustaches
Style

Emergency Mustaches

March 5, 2012 Jack Kieffer 2

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

Anti-Ticket Donut
Design

Anti-Ticket Donut

March 2, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

If you get stopped by a police officer, don’t try to sweet talk him or kiss his butt. Just present him with this Anti-Ticket Donut and you should be fine. Everyone knows that cops love donuts. Consider this your insurance against speeding tickets. It comes […]

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm
Design

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

February 29, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

What you look like on the outside doesn’t necessarily reflect who you are on the inside. But something you could have wear on the outside could also show what you’ve got on the inside–like the Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm. Remember when Angelina used to […]

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Toys

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

February 28, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt
Style

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

February 18, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece. But what about those laugh lines (or frown lines, if you did more scowling that laughing)? Worry not, because the Kogao! Smile […]

Scalp Squid Head Massager
Toys

Scalp Squid Head Massager

February 15, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time […]

Raw Chicken Lollipop
Food

Raw Chicken Lollipop

February 15, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 4

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are […]

I Am Not A Doormat
Design

I Am Not A Doormat

February 10, 2012 Hazel Chua 2

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can’t really say outright. Others use pictures and post them on social networks to make a statement. Now in a similar fashion, you can do the same with the I Am Not […]

Outhouse Salt and Pepper Shakers
Design

Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers

February 8, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They’re even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you have no choice but to use them, but that’s another story. But Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers are pretty darn funny. Outhouse Shaped Salt & […]

Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard
Style

Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

February 7, 2012 Hazel Chua 2

If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most […]

Office Speak Rotating Stamp
Design

Office Speak Rotating Stamp

February 6, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

At the office, there is proper vernacular to use to effectively get your point across. And when communicating in ink, you want to cut to the chase and choose the right words. One method that works extremely well is to stamp papers with the Like/Dislike Stamp Set. For more complicated situations, you […]