Hey ladies this one’s for you. Do you have a boyfriend that forgets to get you flowers, never cleans up, and is too lazy to show you any affection? Well, I can’t help you with that, but the Emergency Bowtie can turn any self-centered slob […]
On game day you can’t just use a standard remote. Only the Football Remote will do. Pass it around, simulate a touchdown in your living room and use it to crank the volume up or turn the channel. This awesomely manly Universal Remote has exactly […]
Breakups are tough, especially if you’re the one getting dumped. But life goes on and your friends will always be there to pick you up. If you have a friend that needs some cheering up or a subtle hint that they should dump the person […]
Want to make extra sure you don’t get that corporate desk job? Then slip on this Fake Tattoo Sleeve before your arrive for your interview and see how quickly they boot you out into the lobby. Freaking out friends and family is a cinch with this hilarious printed nylon […]
Everything’s instant these days. Need a globe for Geography class? Just pump some air into the Whole World in a Can Inflatable Globe. Looking for a small token to show your love for your significant other? Just give that old air pump a workout to […]
We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your […]
I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame […]
Are you experiencing a current wave of bad luck? Feeling a bit unlucky or jinxed as of late? Don’t worry and get your happy back by putting on a few spritzes of the Jinx Removing Spray. No guarantees if it’s going to be able to […]
I’m sure you have all seen the soccer mom driving her monster SUV around with the family stickers on the back. I know our GeekAlerts fans want more than just the regular stickers showing sandals, stick people, or cartoon characters; so I thought these vinyl […]
Awesome people live awesome lives where nothing can go wrong. Or if they do, then their awesome personalities can get them through it, making everything awesome again. And what is it that these awesome people eat? Why, anything that’s been slathered with a whole lot […]
Thinking of going all out this Christmas season? Then you definitely should change all the regular old rolls of TP in your bathroom to the Santa Toilet Paper. Nothing can shoo away the blues better than wiping your tush with jolly images of Santa Claus […]
So you’ve got a hot date tonight and totally forgot that you’ve got a family dinner to attend as well. What’s a girl (or guy) to do? There’s no easy solution when you’ve accidentally (or just stupidly) double-booked your evening. But depending on which party […]
Care to take a swig or two of a drink that’s got a little bit of everything? If you’re the adventurous type and can stomach concoctions no matter how weird they may be, then you might want to get a bottle of the Rogue Voodoo […]
If you enjoy being jolted awake to the sounds of ticking timebombs, the Dynamite Alarm Clock is exactly what you need to jumpstart the day. Before you know it, you’ll want to beat the clock before it blows up so that you can save yourself, your home and the neighbors for […]
Everyone’s saying that 2012 will mark the end of the world, but really, we’ve all heard that prediction before. First it was the year 2000, and then it was a whole range of other dates when the “end” didn’t really come. The thought of the […]
Traveling can be such an annoyance. Long lines, long waits, crowed areas, and unfriendly service people tend to be the norm when it comes to holiday traveling. Why not try to have some fun and put a smile on a face or two with the […]
Ever wondered what your skin cells look like up close and millions of times magnified? Well, the Skin Cell Plush can’t really help you with that because it’s an extremely fluffed up version of your keratinocytes (yes, that’s the scientific name for skin cells), although […]
You know what’s super geeky? Well, first of all these 10 Geeky Ice Cube Trays to Help You Chill have earned their GA props. But having a hip-hop-themed party is about as geeky as it gets. I was invited to one this year and I couldn’t make […]
By now, I’m sure you’ve seen just about everyone you know wearing at least one wristband. They started off as a pretty cool way to show your support for stuff like Lance Armstrong’s Live Strong Foundation and other cancer research foundations, but it really has […]
Some people have all the luck and others are just plain unlucky. For the latter, their stars have been misaligning since the very second they came into this world. What’s worse is when these unfortunates make some raunchy decisions, begetting a tsunami of troubles always worse than the storms before. Where’s the secret escape door? Maybe […]
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