Hey ladies this one’s for you. Do you have a boyfriend that forgets to get you flowers, never cleans up, and is too lazy to show you any affection? Well, I can’t help you with that, but the Emergency Bowtie can turn any self-centered slob into a self-center slob with a bowtie….and believe me, that’s a world of difference.
This Emergence Bowtie comes in a neat little storage tin so you can have it on you at all times. If you and your man are out and about and suddenly your parents are headed your way, pull it out and put it on him. Voilà, your dad will think you have a respectable man even if he is wearing the Bad Chewie Hoodie and Adidas Hoth Skywalker Shoes.
Got a spontaneous wedding, unforeseen funerals and hoity-toity dinner parties? Emergency Bowtie to the rescue: instantly transform yourself from normal to formal simply by clipping on this bowtie.
You can pick up this Emergency Bowtie at the NeatoShop for $6.95.