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Stink Yourself Slim Spray

It’s time to get seriously stinky with your plan to lose weight, and that means whipping out the Stink Yourself Slim Spray. Forget about willpower and focus on nosepower to shed the pounds, with a spray that’s called ‘the world’s first malodorant aid to weight […]

Bubble Wrap Tie
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Bubble Wrap Tie

No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It’s a great way to cure your boredom. And now, with this Bubble Wrap Tie, you can get all of the joy of popping bubbles right from your own neck. Make your office attire fun […]

50 Shades of Gray Book
Books

50 Shades of Gray Book

By now, most men and women have already heard of or read the steamy novel “Fifty Shades of Grey.” That’s why it’s currently an opportune time to give the 50 Shades of Gray Book as a gag gift. This spoof on the worldwide bestselling novel gets […]

Vulgar Pen Package
Toys

Vulgar Pen Package

If there’s someone you hate at the office, then this is the perfect gift to get them: the Vulgar Pen Package. It’s vulgar, it’s outrageous, and it can say things that you yourself might want to say (and actually would, if you didn’t mind getting […]

Big Mouth Toys iBoobies iPhone Case
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iBoobies iPhone 4 Case

Not all gifts are for kids, but some novelty items are just too funny to pass up. The iBoobies iPhone 4 Case is perfect for your adult friends and makes for a great gag gift at white elephant gift exchange parties. Soft, squishy, and made […]

Emergency Bowtie
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Emergency Bowtie

Hey ladies this one’s for you. Do you have a boyfriend that forgets to get you flowers, never cleans up, and is too lazy to show you any affection? Well, I can’t help you with that, but the Emergency Bowtie can turn any self-centered slob […]

New Line of Prank Packs
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New Line of Prank Packs

Just in time for holiday shopping, 30 Watt releases their New Line of Prank Packs. These three box are great for that child or friend you never wanted and offer some serious entertainment if given to your grandma. Watch her spend 20 minutes just examining […]

Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser
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Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser

Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser? This won’t be the first time that you’ll see some delectable treats coming from a not-so-delectable manner if you’ve already seen the Pooping Bull […]

Barack Obama Toilet Paper
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Barack Obama Toilet Paper

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]

Octopus Mug
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Octopus Mug

You’ve seen the Shark Mug; now do battle with the Octopus Mug. This 10 oz ceramic mug is great for office pranks and getting back at your significant other for something they did or didn’t do. Just fill it with their favorite drink and let […]

Bullshit Button
Toys

Bullsh*t Button

Having a particularly rough day? Feel like cursing everyone and everything who’s doing all this bad stuff to you? Then let the Bullsh*t Button do all the talking for you by giving it a good push (or pounding) or two. Of course, we recommend that […]

Two-Way Trick Squirt Camera
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Two-Way Trick Squirt Camera

So the Two-Way Trick Squirt Camera isn’t a very realistic looking camera, so once you’ve positioned your would-be victims, I suggest you push down the shutter as quickly as you can before they begin to get suspicious. And once you do “take their picture”, it’s […]

Radio Controlled Rat
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Radio Controlled Rat

One thing that will almost automatically freak most women out (me included) are rats. The only thing freakier is a particularly huge one with a scarily fierce face that’s headed straight towards you, which is something you can do with the Radio Controlled Rat. The […]

Extra Nipples Buttons
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Extra Nipples Buttons

Two nipples not enough for you? Do you need four or six? Maybe you just had a litter of pretend kittens and they need to feed. Maybe you just want to attach these Extra Nipples Buttons to your shirt and be the center of attention. […]