The holidays are here and that means three things: large crowds, large amounts of food, and large amounts of gas. That’s right, the bodily function no one likes to talk about. The one women pretend they know nothing of and the one men enjoy as much as a backyard barbecue. I’m talking about flatulence people. You’ve seen the commercials and I’m sure you’ve been on a plane ride where the guy next to you just keeps letting them rip because he believes that since you can’t hear it, you won’t be able to smell it…Wrong!
For those of us attending holiday functions at the office or with family, it is always better to safe than sorry. So stop blaming the dog and get yourself the Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers. This carbon activated patch sticks to your underwear or butt and helps reduce foul odors produced from all that junk food you’re eating this holiday season.
You can pick up a package of five Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers at Amazon.com for $12.95, in bulk for $64.95, and at Soultionsthatstick.com for $11.95. This is a great way to give someone a hint or to use as a funny novelty gift.
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