Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t […]
Christmas is a great season for many reasons. You get to feast on delicious food, meet up with family and friends, get a couple of days off from work, and kiss people you’ve always wanted to kiss, thanks to mistletoe. However, it’s going to be […]
It might be the season to be jolly, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be funny or quirky. You might already have the Zombie Mistletoe – Christmas Ornament and LEGO Christmas Holiday Ornaments hanging up your tree. But what both of these can’t do that the Farting […]
So you just had waffles for breakfast, and are now flossing with some Bacon Floss. You might want to savor the taste of those waffles a bit more instead by flossing with the waffle floss that you can find in the Breakfast Dental Floss set. […]
Remember when the TV dinner first came out? You had to pierce holes in one compartment and roll back the foil just right for other compartments. And in about 20-30 minutes’ time a piping hot four-course meal would emerge from the oven. Now supermarket freezers are chockfull of fancy […]
You can literally take Christmas with you, wherever you go, by putting on this Giant Christmas Tree Hat. It won’t be comfortable, it won’t keep your ears warm, and it will probably be a little heavy, but who cares? It’s Christmas, after all. And if […]
My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get her meatloaf recipe down pat. In fact, the one I cook up doesn’t even look […]
There probably isn’t a fancier doorstop than the lustrous Gold Bar Doorstop. It might even impress the likes of Donald Trump. But then again, the Donald would probably fire anyone who would allow a door to go wonky in the first place. Gold Bar Doorstop A doorstop […]
‘Tis the season to be jolly! Add a bit of holiday cheer, even with the mints you pop into your mouth, by grabbing some of these Fruitcake Mints. The idea of mixing a bit of spiciness to fruitcake doesn’t sound very appealing at first, but […]
Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given […]
If you’re the type who goes looking for food late at night, then the Cheeseburger Phone won’t be a good one to get, because you’ll probably: A. use it to have food delivered; B. want to put it in your mouth (trust me, plastic doesn’t […]
Warning: keep the Periodic Table of Swearing Fridge Magnet Set away from your children. It might look like a harmless set of magnets that resemble the periodic table of elements, but what you’ve actually got there are tiny magnets with different swear words that are […]
You might have encountered some surprise in the middle of finishing up that morning cup of coffee with the Octopus Mug and Shark Mug. I don’t think having some random, ceramic animal hiding somewhere in the mug makes for a very comforting mug for your […]
These Zombie Back Scratchers make me think of those scenes in horror flicks where a zombie or some sort of monster creeps up to the person unknowingly and acts like a person. You know, like when the main character asks for the popcorn, a zombie […]
My nephew has developed this sudden interest which has turned into a bit of an obsession lately with mustaches. His father doesn’t have one, but his grandfather (and that’s my dad) has one. Every time we get together, I’d always see him either pulling on […]
It’s crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing some air into something made from vinyl, it just isn’t the same thing as getting your hands on the real thing. I mean, would you […]
The holidays are here and that means three things: large crowds, large amounts of food, and large amounts of gas. That’s right, the bodily function no one likes to talk about. The one women pretend they know nothing of and the one men enjoy as […]
Not all gifts are for kids, but some novelty items are just too funny to pass up. The iBoobies iPhone 4 Case is perfect for your adult friends and makes for a great gag gift at white elephant gift exchange parties. Soft, squishy, and made […]
Zombies are invading computer games, comic books, television shows, movie theaters near you, and maybe they’ll soon invade your front lawn. But don’t fret or worry; instead, come prepared by getting one of these Zombie Survival Kits! (I hope we don’t get invaded by the […]
If you are old enough to read this, then you are old enough to have a story about how things used to be. Your granddad tells them, you dad tells them, and your older siblings do as well. They all start off and end with […]
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