Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t think they should be clothed anyway. But apparently, some people do, because these Girl Squirrel Underpants actually exist, and they’re for sale.
These Girl Squirrel Underpants are specifically meant for the girls with its pretty pink color and comfortable fit. So go ahead–dress that female squirrel up.
Girl Squirrel Underpants
Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! These dainty pink undies are sure to make the girl squirrels chatter with delight! Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.
- Machine washable.
- 3″ elastic waist.
- Made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex.
- Tiny “Y-fronts” look just like people underpants!
The Girl Squirrel Underpants are available from Amazon from $5.45 and you can pick up the male version of Squirrel Tighty-Whities at Amazon.com from $4.95.
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The girls don’t need them so much, but the boy squirrels? Have you seen the size of their balls? Hey oh!