Uh-Oh Emergency Underpants

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

When you find yourself in a stinky sticky situation, the first thing you must do is not panic. It doesn’t matter anymore how you got your underpants wet (or worse, how you soiled them.) The thing to do right now is find a solution. If […]

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t […]

I don’t know who it was that invented underpants, but I’m sure glad he or she or they did. I mean, there’s underpants for your head that comes in the form of the Undercap, underpants for your hands in the form of the Handerpants, and […]

If you had tons of extra cash, you’d probably have an iPhone 5. Yet just because you’re hanging on to your iPhone 4/4s for a while longer doesn’t mean you are stuck with the same old, same old. Refresh your phone with a new case […]

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on your hands, on your head.) So it only makes sense that someone would combine the two and get Underpants Bandages. These latex-free adhesive bandages with […]

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time someone […]

I’m not a very huge fan of public toilets, but what can you do if you really have to go? Of course some are pretty clean, but there are always those that could use a good old scrubbing. And if you somehow find yourself stuck […]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

Oh, that’s what the teachers meant when they said, “Put on your thinking caps.” The Emergency Inflatable Brain can be worn during times when your think tank needle is plummeting towards empty, or even when it’s at full. Emergency Inflatable Brain Inflate the brain when you need a […]

For doing chores around the home, you’ve got the Kelvin 23 Super Tool. For everything else, you only need to turn to the Swiss Tech Bodyguard 7-in-1 Emergency Tool; it’s got you covered. I remember this kid back in class who we called the “boy […]

There are certain times in the day where humans are prone to snacking. During these brief periods, it always helps to have some healthy and low-calorie treats hanging around because we all know that excessive snacking can lead to obesity. For obvious reasons, the perfect […]