Novelty
Hot Shot Camera Ring
Now that everybody has their own digital camera, old cameras are sort of becoming ancient artifacts. Back when cameras weren’t phones, they were really beautiful, sought-after, well cared for pieces equipment. Now that there’s this Hot Shot Camera Ring, those who still believe in the integrity of film can […]
Novelty Ear Guards
I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money […]
Toast Air Freshener
I love the smell of fresh toast in the mornings. It just reminds me of those morning where I used to just grab one on the go out of the toaster because I was already late for school. Things haven’t really changed, except now I’m […]
Budweiser USB Drive with Actual Beer
Flash drives just keep getting weirder and weirder–and maybe more creative? I mean, you’ve got the 8 GB Cork USB Drive that looks like a cork, the Jewel Gun USB Flash Drive, and the McDonald’s French Fries Design USB Flash Drive. Some of these USB drives were […]
Eat Fit Cutlery Set
The Eat Fit Cutlery Set is sort of like the Baby Buff Rattle in the sense that it incorporates a hint of fitness into a seemingly everyday and random object. In the case of the Baby Buff, a rattle was made to look like a dumbbell […]
Baby’s First Flowchart
The first flowcharts I ever drew up were for my computer programming class. I probably made some basic ones in my earlier classes, but I probably didn’t take them seriously enough to actually remember them. If you want to prepare your child for his or […]
Drinking Straw Glasses
The latest item in the world of crazy drinking straws are these Drinking Straw Glasses which take the whole thing entirely too literally and makes drinking a beverage the nerdiest thing ever. This drinking straw is shaped just like a pair of glasses. They come […]
Screwed by Wall Street Corkscrew
I don’t have to tell you how it is. You live in the real world like me. It’s a fact of life that those in power who control the banks and Wall Street will put the screws to the little guy. And they won’t even […]
Farts in a Can
I think there are some people who really find fart jokes to be unbearably funny. And I have to admit, I’m one of them. Just crack a simple fart joke and I’ll be doubled over in laughter for minutes on end. However, what I’m not […]
Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker
While I think the Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker is a fun way to cook those hot dogs, sausages, and wieners, I don’t think it would be very appropriate to use it when kids are included in the party. For one, they probably won’t […]
Tentacle Inflatable Arm
Blasted barnacles! What’s this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little inspired with all this pirate talk having just watched The Adventures of Tin Tin last night at the cinema. But really, you don’t have to […]
Inflatable Fruitcake
Is fruitcake destined to be the next “bacon” when it comes to quirky and novelty products? I mean, I’ve seen just a ton of seemingly everyday products that’s been injected with some creativity and a whole lot of bacon, like the Bacon Frosting, Bacon Candy […]
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Photography can really play tricks on you. The image you see above looks like a fire extinguisher–until you take a closer look, that is, and realize that it’s actually a lot smaller than what it appears to be. This fire extinguisher is no ordinary one, […]
Antidote Mug
Sometimes, I bring along random stuff with me to the office, just as a pick-me-up. I wear patterned socks, a quirky anklet, and bring along some Nacho Cheese Flavored Mints; all stuff in my bag that can’t be seen. But the fact that I know […]
Bacon Pennant
Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now […]
Roast Beef Bubble Gum
So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually […]
Franks & Beans Bubble Gum
In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you […]
Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball
Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting […]
Crap Calendars
Sometimes, it’s all in your mind. If you think that you’re going have a crappy year in 2012, then chances are, you’re going to be able to subconsciously make that happen. So if you’ve already got such a (there’s no other word for it) crappy […]