Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now is the time to pronounce your love for the pig.
Don’t think we haven’t seen you wearing your Bacon Scarf and paying for your Roogue Voddoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale with money from your Bacon Wallet. Yeah that’s right, you are a bacon man/woman and there’s nothing you can do to hide it.
This 25 inch long soft felt Bacon Pennant can be yours for only $3.95 from the NeatoShop. Just to be clear, I did just mention the word “bacon” 9 times in a matter of seven sentences, so I think you know what team I’m on.