The latest item in the world of crazy drinking straws are these Drinking Straw Glasses which take the whole thing entirely too literally and makes drinking a beverage the nerdiest thing ever.
This drinking straw is shaped just like a pair of glasses. They come in a transparent color so you can see the action. One-size fits all. Four eyes, one straw!
I bet this would even cool your face on a hot day, which is pretty awesome. Only $3.95 from Neatoshop.