Ice Cream Shower Cap
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Ice Cream Shower Cap

You’ve got the Vinyl Zombie Rubber Duckies to help make bath time in the tub more fun for your kids or wards. But it isn’t as easy to get them to take a half bath when they’re feeling sick and fatigued. So what do you do? […]

Chalk Mug
Design

Chalk Mug

Want droids to bring you your morning cup of Joe? Then you might like the R2-D2 Mug. Too lazy to stir your own drinks? Then the Self Stirring Mug might be more up your alley. Want to leave messages or share your thoughts while chugging […]

I Love You Egg Shaper
Food

I Love You Heart Egg Shaper

Long distance relationships are particularly hard. If you find yourself missing your significant other, then you might want to give the Boyfriend Pillow which you’ve cleverly spritzed with your partner’s perfume to ease up on the loneliness, even for just a bit. And when your […]

Talking Watch Best Friend
Gadgets

Talking Watch Best Friend

Everyone gets lonely sometimes. That’s a fact of life, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t do anything about it. It’s hard to find some last minute company when you find yourself alone during lunch or on a Saturday night. But ease the loneliness up […]

Soap On A Rope
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Soap on a Rope

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps certainly make trips to the loo a heckuva lot more exciting. Some bar soaps come disguised as other objects, such as […]

Dashboard Pole Dancer
Toys

Dashboard Pole Dancer

Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn’t a really serious warning, although I doubt that you’d want your three-year-old son to ask what the pretty lady in the red bikini is doing on your dashboard. What lady, […]

Underpants Bandages
Design

Underpants Bandages

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on your hands, on your head.) So it only makes sense that someone would combine the two and get Underpants Bandages. These latex-free adhesive bandages with […]

Retrovision Glasses
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Retrovision Glasses

You’ve probably already heard about that expression that involves mothers and them sometimes having eyes as the back of their heads. Obviously this isn’t possible, but there is a way to take that literal statement and turn it into reality; all you have to do […]

The Gun Mug
Food

The Gun Mug

Ever wonder how 007 drinks his morning coffee? At gun point of course, with The Gun Mug. Cue the theme music. This ceramic mug with a pistol grip will shoot some caffeine into your system and it holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage. […]

Sushi Roll T-Shirt
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Sushi Roll T-Shirt

Is sushi your favorite food? Announce it to the world when you wear this Sushi Roll T-Shirt that says, “That’s How I Roll.” The shirt features some tuna maki rolls on front to tantalize everyone around you. Even people who hate sushi will at least […]

Wrongulator
Gadgets

Wrongulator Prank Calculator

Got some beef with some folks over at the Finance department? Have a grudge against a co-worker who just won’t stop filching your pens and markers from your table when you’re not looking? Then it’s time for some pranking and sweet revenge with the Wrongulator. […]

SoundRacer Street Racing Engine Simulator
Gadgets

The Vroominator

With today’s gas prices soaring, fuel economy is a major issue and performance usually suffers when gas mileage improves. So if you have a tiny four cylinder engine that saves you lots of money at the pump, but doesn’t quite provide you with the audio […]

Borrow My Pen Fun Pen Set
Design

Borrow My Pen? Fun Pen Set

Don’t you just hate it when someone borrows your pen and “forgets” to return it afterward? While some people really do forget, others kind of forget on purpose. So if you’re thinking of some way to weed those pen filching colleagues and friends of yours, […]

Pocket Therapist
Gadgets

Pocket Therapist

From time to time we could all use a therapist, but there’s no need to pay hundreds of dollars an hour for some man or woman to hear you whine. The Pocket Therapist will listen to whatever you have to say. Just talk to it […]

Barack Obama Toilet Paper
Design

Barack Obama Toilet Paper

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]

Rubber Band Blaster Gun
Toys

Rubber Band Blaster Gun

Whenever I see kids so engrossed in their computer games or handheld video gaming consoles, I just want to tell them to get out, get some exercise, and play ball or something. A good idea, though, would be to incorporate a few elements from the […]

USB Crunching Dog
Gadgets

USB Crunching Dog

If you thought the Humping USB Dog was a lot of laughs, then I’m sure you’ll enjoy seeing the USB Crunching Dog in action, too. Compared to the other USB dog, this one is a whole lot more wholesome and PG-13 so you won’t have to […]