Want to make extra sure you don’t get that corporate desk job? Then slip on this Fake Tattoo Sleeve before your arrive for your interview and see how quickly they boot you out into the lobby.
Freaking out friends and family is a cinch with this hilarious printed nylon sleeve! It looks so realistic you may even fool yourself into thinking you spent hours at the tattoo parlor. Features classic rose and heart motif. One size fits all.
On the other hand, this sleeve might help you land all kinds of other jobs you wouldn’t normally qualify for. You could be a rock band roadie, work at a record store (if you can still find one), or become a bouncer at a night club. Feel empowered when you get to say, “You’re going to have to go to the back of the line, buddy.”
Having this many tattoos on your arm says that you’re willing to wear your heart on your sleeve and that you have a lot of love to give. The tattoo might be an indication of how much pain you’re willing to endure to look good. Ok, that’s stretching it. But at first-sight, everyone you know will think you just stepped out of Kat Von D’s parlor.
The one-size-fits-all Fake Tattoo Sleeve is only $10 at Fred Flare, and is part of their $10 and under section. For best results, wear the sleeve with a pec-boosting shirt such as this Batman Muscle Costume Tee.