I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an amusing idea.
Don’t worry though, because while the “Hand” Soap is a pretty literal product, it wasn’t made to smell like someone’s soiled hands. Instead, it smells more like someone’s musky hands.
“Hand” Soap
We’ve got to Hand it to the Hand-Shaped Hand Soap. The way it grasps your Hand as it cleanses and washes away the bacteria. It looks really, really, creepy but it just makes so much sense. You can have your Hands and clean them too. The Hand measures 4-3/4″ (12.1 cm) long and is musk scented to keep bad odors at Hand. You’ll be surprised how fun it is to wash your Hands and forget who’s Hand is whose. If only all things sanitary were this fun! I mean it sure beats bathing in a tub of hand sanitizer.
This bar of “Hand” Soap is available online from Stupid.com for $9.99.