If you like attention, nothing will turn heads better than this Kim Jong Un Sweatshirt. Long considered a villain to most of the world and his own people, Kim Jong Un may be turning a new leaf. He has the opportunity to dismantle his nuclear […]
Introducing the Turd Twister…because it’s been a while since we’ve had a really funny WTF Product. Just like the Playdoh Fun Factory we all loved as children, which uses extrusion to create spaghetti and other cool shapes, The Turd Twister applies that same extrusion technology […]
When is too soon to start potty training your child? When is too soon to get your child an iPad? I’m not sure, but you can combine both and kill two birds with one stone with this iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad. Want to […]
If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty […]
Do you have a dog that needs a muzzle every now and then? Well big or small, GeekAlerts has the perfect muzzle for your dog. The Quack Dog Muzzle ensures that your dog looks good, if you like ducks, when he/she needs to be muzzled. […]
Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this […]
I know a “Hot Tug” sounds like something you might get for $5 in a dark alley, but hear me out. With the economy still in shambles, people were being forced to decide: Hot Tub or Boat? Well, now you can save yourself from all […]
For a shampoo to be listed on GeekAlerts, you might expect it to smell like bacon or be loaded with caffeine. Unfortunately, neither is true with La Bella Placenta Shampoo and Conditioner. Instead, it is here as a WTF!?! product, because that was my first […]
Wanna torment your fellow hypochondriac? Launch a couple Airborne Microbes Screaming Diseases his/her way and watch the drama unfold. The icky microbes come in two of our favorite varieties; Common Cold (the round coronavirus that resembles a booger) and E. Coli (the furry caterpillar one). In […]
We might be guilty of owning pets for our own selfish reasons. Sometimes, pets like cats or dogs bring us a certain special comfort that no one else can, which is why a hot water bottle is disguised as a cuddly kitten in the Nyantomo Kitten Hot […]
If you have pierced ears and like to freak people out, you need a pair of these Little Third Ear Earrings. They’re handmade earrings that look like a tiny little ear. With another version (pictured on top of this page) that ear has a teeny […]
Japan has experienced its fair share of natural disasters, so it’s no surprise that the Japanese have created such gear as the Pet Emergency Evacuation Jacket. But we’re all subjected to emergency situations when we have to get the hell out of dodge, and many […]
Harem pants are all the rage these days. I’m personally not very fond of the trend, but it’s hard to say no to them if they come in the form of these Pic Nic Pants. I don’t think these were designed with fashionistas in mind […]
Let’s say you’re a medical school professor dedicated to studying and teaching about the human body. Then this Plastinated Human Body would be a perfect specimen to have. Or maybe you’re just a really creepy (and rich) dude. Again, this would be the perfect specimen […]
Cats are pretty neat and they’re big into staying clean. The Litter Kwitter cat toilet training system makes their job easier, and it lets you kiss the litter box goodbye forever. Okay, don’t really go kiss the litter box because that’s just a little nasty, […]
Word on the street is that the hottest thing when it comes to fashion for men right now is pantyhose. Yes, you read that right, and no, we’re not kidding. Designer Emilio Cavallini has revealed his new collection and it includes a full line of Mantyhose: […]
Some guys can get pretty vain with their facial hair. I once heard about a guy who spends half an hour every morning grooming his goatee, making sure that it’s trimmed and shaped to perfection. It seems like a waste of time, though, and something […]
Most people have an issue of some sort with a certain part of their body. Some people want to be thinner, some want a longer nose, and there are those who think their thighs are too big. Hitting the gym can solve several of these, […]
So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece. But what about those laugh lines (or frown lines, if you did more scowling that laughing)? Worry not, because the Kogao! Smile […]
It’s a sad fact of life: the older you are, the more wrinkles you get. There are some people who can’t stand the thought of having hundreds, even thousands of fine lines all over their face. Unless you’ve discovered the fountain of youth, you can’t […]
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