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squirrel mask

Squirrel Mask

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually tons of uses for this product!   Let’s say [...]

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Scalp Squid Head Massager

Scalp Squid Head Massager

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time for some release. The Scalp Squid Head Massager lets you [...]

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Raw Chicken Lollipop

Raw Chicken Lollipop

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some [...]

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Fish Head Sucker

Fish Head Sucker

Would you suck on fish heads? I don’t think so. But if you enjoy sour candy that’s been made to look like all sorts of disgusting stuff, then you’d probably want to give this Fish Head Sucker a lick or two or more. I doubt anyone would ever want these Fish Head Suckers if they were [...]

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Anime Eyes Glasses

Anime Eyes Glasses

These Anime Eyes Glasses will instantly transform you into an Anime character. Perfect for fans of Japanese animation. Now you can look like you appeared straight from an Anime movie. These are also perfect for cosplay since they complete your costume by adding large eyes, no surgery necessary. And your [...]

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Mustache Ice Cube Tray

Mustache Ice Cube Tray

You already check what time it is by glancing at your Mustache Wall Clock and drink your favorite beverages from the Santa Mustache Mug, so why not just seal the deal by getting the Mustache Ice Cube Tray too? With this quirky tray, you can mold ice in your favorite shape: the mustache. Each tray can [...]

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Look Taller Shoe Lifts

Look Taller Shoe Lifts

A lot of women say they’re not into looks or appearances. I think it’s not that they’re lying or anything; I think most women try to look past appearances and look at character of the person instead. But set that woman up on a blind date with a man who’s an inch or two shorter [...]

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His & Her Tongue Scrapers

His and Hers Tongue Scrapers

If you’re a fan of that hit comedy show How I Met Your Mother, then you might have probably seen that episode where Lily and Marshall, the “attached-to-the-hip” couple of the show, admit that they actually shared a toothbrush. It’s kind of gross, right, even if they are deeply in [...]

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Heart Gelatin Mold

Heart Jello Mold

Looking for that perfect Valentines Day gift, but having no luck? Look no further. The Heart Jello Mold will express how you feel and then you can both eat it up. This heart-shaped mold will produce ananatomical heart made of Gelatin. It’s food safe and measures 6″ x 6-1/4″ x [...]

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Pickle Soap

Pickle Soap

You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The [...]

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Absinthe Soap

Absinthe Soap

There’s a lot of hype about the serious green drink from Europe known as absinthe. Some people shy away from it for its reputation of being potent and deadly. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t still enjoy absinthe in the form of gumballs or wash their hands with Absinthe Soap. [...]

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Creepy Pig Mask

Creepy Pig Mask

Looking to pull a great practical joke? Why not wear this Creepy Pig Mask and scare the pants off of your friends and co-workers. It looks pretty demented and scary. It should look scary. Pigs have been getting sliced up for bacon for way too long and now it is payback time. Which human is [...]

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Screaming Panic Button

Screaming Panic Button

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a loud noise (only it’s a scream and not [...]

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Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop

Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop

The generic heart shapes we’re used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart Shaped Jello Mould and Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop to paint a clearer grass-roots picture of what a heart really is… something delicious to eat if it’s [...]

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Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of course would be a good way to keep people from messing with a good sandwich too. Crime Scene Sandwich Bags will keep the hands of others off your tasty lunch. It’s a psychological thing. [...]

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World's Largest Coffee Cup

World’s Largest Coffee Cup

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? Unless, of course, it’s for sharing. But for obvious reasons, [...]

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The Guild Codex Staff Necklace

The Guild Codex Staff Necklace

Fans of the web series The Guild will love this The Guild Codex Staff Necklace. Don’t know what The Guild is? How can you call yourself a geek? It stars Felicia Day as a World of Warcraft playing geek. Enough said. This necklace will level up your real life avatar immediately and give you some [...]

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