Looking to pull a great practical joke? Why not wear this Creepy Pig Mask and scare the pants off of your friends and co-workers. It looks pretty demented and scary. It should look scary. Pigs have been getting sliced up for bacon for way too […]
You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a […]
The generic heart shapes we’re used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart Shaped Jello Mould and Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop to paint a clearer grass-roots picture of what a heart really is… something delicious to eat if it’s sufficiently […]
Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of course would be a good way to keep people from messing with a good sandwich too. Crime Scene Sandwich Bags will keep the hands of […]
I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? […]
Fans of the web series The Guild will love this The Guild Codex Staff Necklace. Don’t know what The Guild is? How can you call yourself a geek? It stars Felicia Day as a World of Warcraft playing geek. Enough said. This necklace will level […]
Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You […]
I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money […]
I love the smell of fresh toast in the mornings. It just reminds me of those morning where I used to just grab one on the go out of the toaster because I was already late for school. Things haven’t really changed, except now I’m […]
True story: When I saw this picture of the Buttered Popcorn – Air Freshener, I left my laptop for a moment to grab a handful of caramel-coated popcorn from the tub in the kitchen. So imagine just how much more popcorn you’ll be eating or […]
You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided to cheat the entire process by sticking the Jumbo Novelty Mustache or Bendable Party Mustache on your face. Well, now you can put that love […]
Blasted barnacles! What’s this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little inspired with all this pirate talk having just watched The Adventures of Tin Tin last night at the cinema. But really, you don’t have to […]
Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now […]
So you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually […]
In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you […]
Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting […]
Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t […]
People pop mints into their mouths because they want to freshen up their breath, maybe with hints of peppermint or something a bit more fruity. I don’t think the intention is to have a peppermint-with-nacho-cheese scented breath, as you’d get if you chewed on a […]
My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get her meatloaf recipe down pat. In fact, the one I cook up doesn’t even look […]
Even though gadgets like the Catamount Microwave Popcorn Popper and Retro Popcorn Maker already exist, sometimes you might feel too lazy to fire it up and get some corn kernels popping. So what’s the next best thing if you’re really craving for the buttery taste of popcorn? […]
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