Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Toys

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

March 13, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you watch Glee, then you know about this ditzy character named Britney S. Pierce who’s the perfect epitome of the dumb blonde. She believes that leprechauns exist and is generally clueless when it comes to, well, everything. And one thing that she fancies (that […]

Black Cotton Swabs
Design

Black Cotton Swabs

March 5, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Most people prefer certain things of theirs to be in certain colors. For example, back in high school, I was all about black. Black shirts, black nails, black lipstick, black eyeshadow, black everything. I’m way past that stage, but I wish I’d spotted these blacker […]

Mustache Soap Leaves
Design

Mustache Soap Leaves

February 29, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you have an irrational love for anything with mustaches and care a great deal for personal hygiene, then you’d probably want to have a tin of these Mustache Soap Leaves to carry around with you in your purse (if you’re female) or in your man-bag […]

Bacon Collection
Design

Bacon Collection

February 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Toys

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

February 28, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

Bacon & Egg Shopping Bag
Style

Bacon & Egg Shopping Bag

February 28, 2012 James Kelly 0

We all talk about how much we love bacon and we even show our support for bacon with the Bacon Pennant. But when it comes time to purchasing that delicious, salty pork treat, make sure you have the right bag handy. The Bacon & Egg […]

Unicorn Mask
Style

Magical Unicorn Mask

February 27, 2012 James Kelly 0

So you’re all dressed up and ready to go to that animal party, only to find out that your friend is already wearing the Squirrel Mask. Well don’t fret, you can wear the Magical Unicorn Mask and be the life of that party. Made from […]

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Toys

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

February 27, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

I admit that if I lived alone, I could easily become a crazy cat lady. What’s wrong with having a bunch of feline friends? Well, apparently several things because there’s a whole industry poking fun at these poor, lonely women. So far, GeekAlerts has featured Crazy Cat […]

USB Pickle Light
Gadgets

USB Pickle Light

February 23, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

When you find yourself in a pickle, not having enough light in your workspace, just whip out this USB Pickle Light and light up your space. It will get you out of a pickle with a pickle. This soft LED light creates a glowing green […]

squirrel mask
Style

Squirrel Mask

February 19, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually […]

Scalp Squid Head Massager
Toys

Scalp Squid Head Massager

February 15, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time […]

Raw Chicken Lollipop
Food

Raw Chicken Lollipop

February 15, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are […]

Fish Head Sucker
Food

Fish Head Sucker

February 9, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

Would you suck on fish heads? I don’t think so. But if you enjoy sour candy that’s been made to look like all sorts of disgusting stuff, then you’d probably want to give this Fish Head Sucker a lick or two or more. I doubt anyone […]

Anime Eyes Glasses
Style

Anime Eyes Glasses

February 7, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

These Anime Eyes Glasses will instantly transform you into an Anime character. Perfect for fans of Japanese animation. Now you can look like you appeared straight from an Anime movie. These are also perfect for cosplay since they complete your costume by adding large eyes, […]

Mustache Ice Cube Tray
Design

Mustache Ice Cube Tray

February 1, 2012 Hazel Chua 2

You already check what time it is by glancing at your Mustache Wall Clock and drink your favorite beverages from the Santa Mustache Mug, so why not just seal the deal by getting the Mustache Ice Cube Tray too? With this quirky tray, you can mold ice […]

Look Taller Shoe Lifts
Design

Look Taller Shoe Lifts

January 28, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

A lot of women say they’re not into looks or appearances. I think it’s not that they’re lying or anything; I think most women try to look past appearances and look at character of the person instead. But set that woman up on a blind […]

His & Her Tongue Scrapers
Design

His and Hers Tongue Scrapers

January 24, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you’re a fan of that hit comedy show How I Met Your Mother, then you might have probably seen that episode where Lily and Marshall, the “attached-to-the-hip” couple of the show, admit that they actually shared a toothbrush. It’s kind of gross, right, even […]

Heart Gelatin Mold
Food

Heart Jello Mold

January 23, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Looking for that perfect Valentines Day gift, but having no luck? Look no further. The Heart Jello Mold will express how you feel and then you can both eat it up. This heart-shaped mold will produce ananatomical heart made of Gelatin. It’s food safe and […]

Pickle Soap
Design

Pickle Soap

January 22, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The delicious taste […]

Absinthe Soap
Design

Absinthe Soap

January 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

There’s a lot of hype about the serious green drink from Europe known as absinthe. Some people shy away from it for its reputation of being potent and deadly. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t still enjoy absinthe in the form of gumballs or wash their hands with Absinthe […]