I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting […]
A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those cold, […]
Screwing up is just a part of being human. We all hurt ourselves at one point or another and need band-aids to cover our wounds. Now ugly boo-boos can be covered up with even uglier boo-boos when you stick on Wacky Tattoo Bandages. In this box, […]
The next time that you get a scrape or a cut, ask yourself what would Jesus do? He would wear these Jesus Adhesive Bandages of course. Well, he would probably magically heal himself, but he would hand you one these bandages if you were in […]
Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. […]
Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that […]
Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]
When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also […]
Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all […]
Remember those tiny little meals people used to eat out of tin foil trays? The TV Dinner Gumballs let you relive those nostalgic times, and you don’t even have to heat them up in the oven. Yes, I said oven because these less-than-gourmet treats were […]
A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always […]
Need a toothpick? Have a little bird hand you one with this Bird Toothpick Dispenser. It’s fun. Not for the birds at all. Well, except for this bird. Some people just get a ton of stuff in their teeth. So of course you need to […]
If you are the clown of the office, check this out. With this Mini Crime Scene Tape, you can mark crime scenes on your desk. Maybe someone stole your favorite pen or lifted your favorite geeky coffee cup. Whatever the crime, you can mark the […]
Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear? Baby, we’re having escargot tonight! As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]
Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of […]
When you get a cut or a scrape, it’s a good idea to put a bandage on that wound. Remember when the country had some terrible wounds? Who was the man that made things better? That’s right. It was good old honest Abe. So there’s […]
Getting hurt sucks, but now those scrapes, scratches, and boo-boo’s have a light at the end of the tunnel because these cool-looking Eyeball Bandages will add a little laughter to the pain. While these bandages are the real deal, you don’t necessarily have to wait […]
If you’re looking for a bandage that will help take your mind off a little wound, nothing helps you forget your troubles as easy as a warm, buttery piece of toast. No, you can’t eat this toast; but the Toast Bandages will cover your small […]
Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while keeping […]
If you are planning a long road trip this summer, it’s always good to have a dashboard bobble head to look at while you rack up the miles. This Dashboard Monster Bobble Head seems like he would be pretty good company. Let him lead the […]
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