Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

October 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting […]

Krampus Sweater
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Krampus Sweater

October 17, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those cold, […]

Wacky Tattoo Bandages
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Wacky Tattoo Bandages

October 12, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Screwing up is just a part of being human. We all hurt ourselves at one point or another and need band-aids to cover our wounds. Now ugly boo-boos can be covered up with even uglier boo-boos when you stick on Wacky Tattoo Bandages. In this box, […]

Jesus Adhesive Bandages
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Jesus Adhesive Bandages

October 5, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

The next time that you get a scrape or a cut, ask yourself what would Jesus do? He would wear these Jesus Adhesive Bandages of course. Well, he would probably magically heal himself, but he would hand you one these bandages if you were in […]

Inflatable Toupee
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Inflatable Toupee

September 28, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Some people end up with very little hair by the time they reach a certain age. You can try all of the hair growth schemes, but if any of them worked, there would be no bald people. Well the answer may be this Inflatable Toupee. […]

Just Shot Glass
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Just Shot – Shot Glass

September 23, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that […]

Cthulhu Christmas Sweater
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Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

September 19, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]

Cthulhu Ornament
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Cthulhu Ornament

September 17, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also […]

Squirrel Head Squirrel Feeder
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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

August 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all […]

TV Dinner Gumballs
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TV Dinner Gumballs

August 8, 2012 Marty Shaw 2

Remember those tiny little meals people used to eat out of tin foil trays? The TV Dinner Gumballs let you relive those nostalgic times, and you don’t even have to heat them up in the oven. Yes, I said oven because these less-than-gourmet treats were […]

Lunch Lady Action Figure
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Lunch Lady Action Figure

August 4, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always […]

Toothpick Bird
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Bird Toothpick Dispenser

July 31, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

Need a toothpick? Have a little bird hand you one with this Bird Toothpick Dispenser. It’s fun. Not for the birds at all. Well, except for this bird. Some people just get a ton of stuff in their teeth. So of course you need to […]

Mini Crime Scene Tape
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Mini Crime Scene Tape

July 30, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

If you are the clown of the office, check this out. With this Mini Crime Scene Tape, you can mark crime scenes on your desk. Maybe someone stole your favorite pen or lifted your favorite geeky coffee cup. Whatever the crime, you can mark the […]

Snail Oil Beauty Soap
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Snail Oil Soap

July 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers
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Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

July 24, 2012 James Kelly 0

Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of […]

Abraham Lincoln Bandages
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

July 20, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

When you get a cut or a scrape, it’s a good idea to put a bandage on that wound. Remember when the country had some terrible wounds? Who was the man that made things better? That’s right. It was good old honest Abe. So there’s […]

Eyeball Bandages
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Eyeball Bandages

July 8, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

Getting hurt sucks, but now those scrapes, scratches, and boo-boo’s have a light at the end of the tunnel because these cool-looking Eyeball Bandages will add a little laughter to the pain. While these bandages are the real deal, you don’t necessarily have to wait […]

Toast Bandages
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Toast Bandages

July 7, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you’re looking for a bandage that will help take your mind off a little wound, nothing helps you forget your troubles as easy as a warm, buttery piece of toast. No, you can’t eat this toast; but the Toast Bandages will cover your small […]

Vinderpants Wine Underpants
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Vinderpants Wine Underpants

July 5, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while keeping […]

Dashboard Monster Bobble Head
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Dashboard Monster Bobble Head

June 29, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

If you are planning a long road trip this summer, it’s always good to have a dashboard bobble head to look at while you rack up the miles. This Dashboard Monster Bobble Head seems like he would be pretty good company. Let him lead the […]