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You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The [...]

Know anyone that has real skill with dropping the F bomb? It’s frequently an over-looked, and occasionally frowned-upon, talent, but you can shine a light on your friend’s mad skills by honoring him (or her) with the F Bomb Paperweight. The F bomb has to be one of the most versatile words in the [...]

When the cat goes away, the mice come out to play. But have you ever wondered where the cat went? Well, I have a theory: straight to the fish bowl to take a swipe at the gold fish! I once went through this very thing in real life (minus the mouse), which is why [...]

If you’re up for a crappy game, then I suggest you get the Doody Head Game. I don’t mean it in the figurative sense, but in the sort of literal way because there’s actual doody involved in the game, although not the real ones. So how does one play the Doody Head Game? Included [...]

Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of course would be a good way to keep people from messing with a good sandwich too. Crime Scene Sandwich Bags will keep the hands of others off your tasty lunch. It’s a psychological thing. [...]

We all know the story of Pinocchio. The wooden boy whose nose grows when he lies. He lied a lot and his nose grew and grew. I guess it’s payback time with this Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener. Now you can shorten his nose every time you need your pencil sharpened. I guess that means [...]

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think the World’s Largest Coffee Cup is pretty silly. I mean, we all need coffee, but who needs that much? Unless, of course, it’s for sharing. But for obvious [...]

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You never know until you actually give it a try, [...]

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money to put it into production.) And even [...]

I think there are some people who really find fart jokes to be unbearably funny. And I have to admit, I’m one of them. Just crack a simple fart joke and I’ll be doubled over in laughter for minutes on end. However, what I’m not a huge fan of are actual farts (just the [...]

You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided to cheat the entire process by sticking the Jumbo Novelty Mustache or Bendable Party Mustache on your face. Well, now you can put that love for facial hair on paper with these Puffy Mustache [...]

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now is the time to pronounce your love for the [...]

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you instead of a real can of franks and beans [...]

Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting Dr. Freud’s Therapy [...]

Sometimes, it’s all in your mind. If you think that you’re going have a crappy year in 2012, then chances are, you’re going to be able to subconsciously make that happen. So if you’ve already got such a (there’s no other word for it) crappy mindset for the new year [...]