Make your food taste better and freak people out in the process with Hoxton’s new range of Salt Made from Tears Seasoning. Packaged simply in glass bottles topped with a cork, each of these contains additions that will add a whole lot of flavor to your […]
Hooray, St. Patrick’s Day is coming up this weekend! Time to have a couple pints of cold, green beer. If you’re having difficulties growing fiery-red sideburns like I am, then it’s time to take a shortcut and get the complete set of Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz. But beware. After you […]
Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield […]
One up over your neighbors by displaying this Super-sized David Garden Sculpture on your garden instead of the usual, fit David with the chiseled body. Michelangelo obviously wouldn’t be very pleased to see this version of David who looks like he gorged on pizzas every […]
The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]
Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]
I admit that if I lived alone, I could easily become a crazy cat lady. What’s wrong with having a bunch of feline friends? Well, apparently several things because there’s a whole industry poking fun at these poor, lonely women. So far, GeekAlerts has featured Crazy Cat […]
You’ve heard of Putt Putt golf, but chances are you don’t know Butt Putt Golf. Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice Putter combines two of your favorite things. Golfing and farting. If that isn’t enough to entice you I don’t know what is. It’s an honest […]
If you are like most of us, then you are always looking to add a new t-shirt to your collection. The Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong T-Shirt shows a funny twist on Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. It looks like the whole “upright” thing was only […]
The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut. This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually […]
The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time […]
Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can’t really say outright. Others use pictures and post them on social networks to make a statement. Now in a similar fashion, you can do the same with the I Am Not […]
T-shirts are a quick and easy way to make a statement. You can show your love for things like Star Wars or Game of Thrones without having to spend a fortune and they make for perfect Valentine’s Day gifts. If you have a Geek or […]
Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They’re even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you have no choice but to use them, but that’s another story. But Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers are pretty darn funny. Outhouse Shaped Salt & […]
If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most […]
When dogs are left alone, they have a tendency to drink out of the toilet. Now humans are getting into the bad habit, too, but in a more hygienic manner because they’re just really drinking from their can that’s wrapped inside the Toilet Kool Koozie. […]
Valentine’s Day is coming. It’s the one day of the year that single feel the most pressure when it comes to their relationship status. Most people don’t really do anything about their singlehood (because we all know it’s a whole lot worse to be with […]
Tired of solicitors ringing your doorbell at random hours of the day? Wary of friends or relatives who crash your place every chance they get? Then let your doormat say the words that you’ve been dying to say but just haven’t gotten to yet with […]
Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to […]
If there’s someone you hate at the office, then this is the perfect gift to get them: the Vulgar Pen Package. It’s vulgar, it’s outrageous, and it can say things that you yourself might want to say (and actually would, if you didn’t mind getting […]
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