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A lot of women say they’re not into looks or appearances. I think it’s not that they’re lying or anything; I think most women try to…

Offer someone some Formula Pee – Sour Liquid Candy and instantly watch their faces morph from confused, to disgusted, and then to skepticism. Expect a whole…

The only way to appreciate rap music is to understand it. But linear thinkers have a hard time decoding rap because rap lyrics don’t translate word-for-word, nor…

How well are you doing with your New Year’s resolutions? If you’ve already fallen off the wagon, hop right back on and reboot. Besides, according to Chinese tradition the New Year…

Are you looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that is both educational and fun for you and your entire family? The Ten Little Zombies is the…

You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell…

Know anyone that has real skill with dropping the F bomb? It’s frequently an over-looked, and occasionally frowned-upon, talent, but you can shine a light on…

When the cat goes away, the mice come out to play. But have you ever wondered where the cat went? Well, I have a theory: straight…

If you’re up for a crappy game, then I suggest you get the Doody Head Game. I don’t mean it in the figurative sense, but in…

Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of course would be a good way…

We all know the story of Pinocchio. The wooden boy whose nose grows when he lies. He lied a lot and his nose grew and grew.…

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won’t be able to last a day without downing at least two cups, but I still think…

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the…

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain.…

I think there are some people who really find fart jokes to be unbearably funny. And I have to admit, I’m one of them. Just crack…

You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided to cheat the entire process by…

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical…

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the…

Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So…