Look Taller Shoe Lifts
Design

Look Taller Shoe Lifts

A lot of women say they’re not into looks or appearances. I think it’s not that they’re lying or anything; I think most women try to look past appearances and look at character of the person instead. But set that woman up on a blind […]

Understand Rap By William Buckholz
Books

Understand Rap by William Buckholz

The only way to appreciate rap music is to understand it. But linear thinkers have a hard time decoding rap because rap lyrics don’t translate word-for-word, nor do they mean what you think they say. To the rescue comes William Buckholz’s book, Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing […]

Moxi Zebra Roller Skates
Style

Red Zebra Roller Skates

How well are you doing with your New Year’s resolutions? If you’ve already fallen off the wagon, hop right back on and reboot. Besides, according to Chinese tradition the New Year has only just begun. Try on these Moxi Red Zebra Roller Skates; so flashy and fly that your next stop might just be […]

Ten Little Zombies
Books

Ten Little Zombies

Are you looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that is both educational and fun for you and your entire family? The Ten Little Zombies is the perfect way to introduce young ones to the world of zombies. Reminiscent of the classic children’s rhythm, Ten Little […]

Pickle Soap
Design

Pickle Soap

You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The delicious taste […]

F Bomb Paperweight
Design

F Bomb Paperweight

Know anyone that has real skill with dropping the F bomb? It’s frequently an over-looked, and occasionally frowned-upon, talent, but you can shine a light on your friend’s mad skills by honoring him (or her) with the F Bomb Paperweight. The F bomb has to […]

Doody Head Game
Toys

Doody Head Game

If you’re up for a crappy game, then I suggest you get the Doody Head Game. I don’t mean it in the figurative sense, but in the sort of literal way because there’s actual doody involved in the game, although not the real ones. So […]

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags
Design

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of course would be a good way to keep people from messing with a good sandwich too. Crime Scene Sandwich Bags will keep the hands of […]

Squirrel Coffee Cup
Design

Squirrel Coffee Cup

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think water would be better) in the Squirrel Coffee Cup. They might throw the cup, pick at it, or they might just drink from it. You […]

Ear Guards
Design

Novelty Ear Guards

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into your ears to eat your brain. (No, I’m not kidding, people actually thought up scripts like these and other people actually coughed up the money […]

Farts in a Can
Toys

Farts in a Can

I think there are some people who really find fart jokes to be unbearably funny. And I have to admit, I’m one of them. Just crack a simple fart joke and I’ll be doubled over in laughter for minutes on end. However, what I’m not […]

Puffy Mustache Stickers
Toys

Puffy Mustache Stickers

You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided to cheat the entire process by sticking the Jumbo Novelty Mustache or Bendable Party Mustache on your face. Well, now you can put that love […]

Bacon Pennant
Design

Bacon Pennant

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now […]

Franks & Beans Bubble Gum
Food

Franks & Beans Bubble Gum

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you’ll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans Bubble Gum isn’t exactly like the real thing, although they look like it. Just make sure you don’t accidentally bring along this can with you […]

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball
Toys

Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball

Sometimes, you don’t need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after a long time of reflection. So don’t go shaking your Glee Magic 8 Ball or Geek Ball yet. Don’t even touch that Predict-a-Pen without consulting […]