Sometimes, it’s all in your mind. If you think that you’re going have a crappy year in 2012, then chances are, you’re going to be able to subconsciously make that happen. So if you’ve already got such a (there’s no other word for it) crappy […]
Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a bit? Your answer to that would probably be a “no”–either because you don’t live in a place where squirrels roam freely, or because you don’t […]
Christmas is a great season for many reasons. You get to feast on delicious food, meet up with family and friends, get a couple of days off from work, and kiss people you’ve always wanted to kiss, thanks to mistletoe. However, it’s going to be […]
It might be the season to be jolly, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be funny or quirky. You might already have the Zombie Mistletoe – Christmas Ornament and LEGO Christmas Holiday Ornaments hanging up your tree. But what both of these can’t do that the Farting […]
Imagine if a book told you that you could turn milk into stone or make a potato gun. Fancy growing a Frankenstein head as well? The experiments and discussions you’ll find in the Book of Totally Irresponsible Science will boggle your mind as well as […]
My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get her meatloaf recipe down pat. In fact, the one I cook up doesn’t even look […]
Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately 1:1. And I say it seems like there are more females because somehow, men get away with juggling a ton of them at a given […]
A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then […]
It’s crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing some air into something made from vinyl, it just isn’t the same thing as getting your hands on the real thing. I mean, would you […]
While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form […]
The holidays are here and that means three things: large crowds, large amounts of food, and large amounts of gas. That’s right, the bodily function no one likes to talk about. The one women pretend they know nothing of and the one men enjoy as […]
We all have to start somewhere and it would be nice to imagine that even H.P. Lovecraft’s Elder God, sci-fi beast, Cthulhu was a loveable little tike at some point. Going through all those growing pains, acne, bad days at school, and all that fun […]
Hey ladies this one’s for you. Do you have a boyfriend that forgets to get you flowers, never cleans up, and is too lazy to show you any affection? Well, I can’t help you with that, but the Emergency Bowtie can turn any self-centered slob […]
Breakups are tough, especially if you’re the one getting dumped. But life goes on and your friends will always be there to pick you up. If you have a friend that needs some cheering up or a subtle hint that they should dump the person […]
Everything’s instant these days. Need a globe for Geography class? Just pump some air into the Whole World in a Can Inflatable Globe. Looking for a small token to show your love for your significant other? Just give that old air pump a workout to […]
So picture this: you’re at a boring party, the guests look like they can’t wait to leave, and even the cater waiters appear to be dozing off by the punch bowl. Well, liven up the party with the Pass the Pigs Pig Party Edition Game, […]
I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame […]
Geek parents can’t help but pass their cultured wisdom onto their younglings. Sesame Street does a fine job of teaching kids about opposites, but what about Star Trek? With the Star Trek Book of Opposites book, your budding scholar will have a much clearer understanding of the yins and yangs […]
I’m sure you have all seen the soccer mom driving her monster SUV around with the family stickers on the back. I know our GeekAlerts fans want more than just the regular stickers showing sandals, stick people, or cartoon characters; so I thought these vinyl […]
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