Hipster Mustache

This is probably the nth mustache-related item that I’ve seen in the past two months. The Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume Set was definitely a sight to behold, as was it’s female counterpart, the Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls. However, if none of those mustaches tickled your fancy, […]

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then […]

I have this adorable little nephew who just can’t wait to grow up to be “just like his dad,” and that’s in his very own words. I’m not sure if he meant it personality wise though; because the next thing I knew, he was scrambling […]

Still haven’t figured out a way to grow a mustache that’s thick and, uh, shapely? Then maybe surrounding yourself with all sorts of mustache-themed stuff will help. Not just the novel ones like the 50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes or Domo Mustache Plush, but also useful […]

You’re using the Mustache Baking Mold to shape your gelatinous and cookie dough into mustaches. The Giant Mustache Magnet is stuck on your refrigerator door holding this week’s grocery list. If you’re still hooked on the mustache craze, then this Mustache Egg Fryer will go […]

You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided to cheat the entire process by sticking the Jumbo Novelty Mustache or Bendable Party Mustache on your face. Well, now you can put that love […]

This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and it might take one more […]

Magnum P.I., Ron Burgundy, famous baseball player Rolly Fingers and many more. They all had some great mustaches. But not everyone can grow a classic mustache. Well, don’t worry. These Mustache Bandages will help you out. They aren’t just for cuts and scrapes. They also […]

Sometimes, I wonder what Batman would look like if he had a mustache. But more than that, I wonder what shape of mustache Bruce Wayne would sport on his upper lip. I don’t think it would look anything like the Batstache though, unless he suddenly […]

I remember writing some entertainment web news a while back, when Brad Pitt was growing a mustache for his role in the Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. He said some prophecy to the effect of bringing the mustache back in style. Back then I was like, “Yeah, right. […]

When you think of something to describe mustaches, you probably wouldn’t say that they’re “lickable” unless you’re talking about the Mustache Lollipop. You’ll probably get thrown a lot of strange looks if you happen to be a girl and you’re holding this lollipop right below […]

If you loved The Original Beard Hat then meet its first cousin once removed, the Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard. This facial contraption gives macho beaus a more defined, angular chin compared to the Original Beard Hat, which has more of a rounded beard. Wearing a […]