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The Original Moustache Guard Mug

May 27, 2015 Marty Shaw 0

Pardon me, sir, but I moustache you a question. Do you use The Original Moustache Guard Mug to protect your facial follicles from frothy beverages? When you have a truly epic ‘stache, drinking can become a hazard. The drink gets in your hair, the hair […]

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Mustache Comb Bottle Opener

August 18, 2014 Conner Flynn 1

Do you find it hard to comb your mustache and open a beer at the same time? No more, my hairy-lipped fiends. Now you can do both with this handy Mustache Comb Bottle Opener. Have a comb, open a brew. This tool keeps you groomed […]

"I Mustache You For Bacon" T-Shirt
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“I Mustache You For Bacon” T-Shirt

November 20, 2013 Ryan Cooper 0

We’ve seen funny Mustache T-shirts before, as well as Bacon T-Shirts. Now with the “I Mustache You For Bacon” T-Shirt we have both themes combined in one shirt. We just need to add a narwhal in there to complete the trifecta. This tee isn’t just […]

Harry Potter Mustache T-Shirt
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Harry Potter Mustache T-Shirt

November 5, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

If you enjoy boy wizards, giving your razor a break during Movember, and roll-your-eye funny puns, then you’ll be waving a wand and saying Accio Harry Potter Mustache T-Shirt to summon this puntastic tee into your closet. This is the type of shirt that will […]

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Magnum Pi T-Shirt

November 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

Not everyone can grow a perfect mustache, drive a Ferrari and have hot women chasing them like Tom Selleck, aka Magnum…he even had an awesome TV name… But here’s your chance to feel special and have something not many others will. The Magnum Pi T-Shirt […]

Mustache Glass Markers
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Mustache Glass Markers

November 8, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

So you’re growing a mustache to celebrate Movember, huh? Very cool, but why should you be the only one with added sophistication? The Mustache Glass Markers allow your drinkware to get into the mustache-growing fun too, and they’re a great way to let everyone know […]

Mustache Cufflinks
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Mustache Cufflinks

November 1, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

It’s Movember and that means it’s time to celebrate the classy and always-stylish mustache, and these Mustache Cufflinks are the perfect accessory to complete your hip look when you cruise all the parties be held in honor of the fuzzy upper lip. The cufflinks add […]

Great Men Mustaches T-Shirt
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Great Men Mustaches T-Shirt

October 26, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

For many peeps, the month of November signifies a time to get ready for Thanksgiving and the eventual onslaught of Christmas. During the past decade, November has also become the designated month for men to grow out their mustaches to raise awareness about men’s health […]

Black Plush Mustache Mask
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Black Plush Mustache Mask

October 20, 2012 James Kelly 0

All good superheroes have a mask…some are just much cooler than others. Slide on Black Plush Mustache Mask and you’ll be half way home to being one of those great superheroes yourself. Large enough to make Yosemite Sam jealous, this plush mustache is perfect for […]

Mustache Pacifier
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Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier

September 12, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS […]

Mustache Luggage Tag
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Mustache Luggage Tag

August 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

Not all of us are lucky enough to grow high-quality staches like Tom Selleck and Rollie Fingers, but that doesn’t mean we can’t show our support and love for all things mustache with fun little items like this Mustache Luggage Tag. The Mustache Luggage Tag […]

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Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

August 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches […]

Mustache Bandages
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Mustache Bandages

July 12, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Magnum P.I., Ron Burgundy, famous baseball player Rolly Fingers and many more. They all had some great mustaches. But not everyone can grow a classic mustache. Well, don’t worry. These Mustache Bandages will help you out. They aren’t just for cuts and scrapes. They also […]

Great Mustaches Mug
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Great Mustaches Mug

May 14, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

There is nothing more manly than a fine mustache. But there are so many kinds. How do you decide which mustache is right for you? This Great Mustaches Mug can help. This mug gives you a detailed look 14 mustaches whenever you drink from it. […]

Moustache Socks
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Mustache Socks

May 5, 2012 James Kelly 2

If you plan on having a Cinco de Mayo party today, then you better dress accordingly…and in this case, that means mustaches from head to toe! The Mustache Socks will ensure that every man and women has their feet covered in stylish socks that are […]

GoateeSaver
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GoateeSaver

March 10, 2012 Hazel Chua 1

Some guys can get pretty vain with their facial hair. I once heard about a guy who spends half an hour every morning grooming his goatee, making sure that it’s trimmed and shaped to perfection. It seems like a waste of time, though, and something […]

Sun-Staches The Original Mustache Sunglasses
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Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses

March 9, 2012 Hazel Chua 6

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield […]

emergency mustaches
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Emergency Mustaches

March 5, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

Mustache Soap Leaves
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Mustache Soap Leaves

February 29, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you have an irrational love for anything with mustaches and care a great deal for personal hygiene, then you’d probably want to have a tin of these Mustache Soap Leaves to carry around with you in your purse (if you’re female) or in your man-bag […]

Crustache Mustache Crust Cutter
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Crustache – Mustache Crust Cutter

February 26, 2012 James Kelly 0

Many of us enjoy our sandwiches without the rough and tough crusts. Sometimes it makes sense to just cut it off and be on your way, but that really isn’t very exciting. When you have an everyday sandwich like the classic PB&J, why not spruce […]