You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars.
It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any mustache out there on a face. Just attach the Bikestache to your bicycle handlebars using both Velcro straps. It’s even weather Resistant.