Hooray, St. Patrick’s Day is coming up this weekend! Time to have a couple pints of cold, green beer. If you’re having difficulties growing fiery-red sideburns like I am, then it’s time to take a shortcut and get the complete set of Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz.
But beware. After you adhere red fuzz to your face, you magically turn into a real leprechaun. (It’s official, you know.) That means people will be after your lucky charms. It’s happened before and was rather blasphemous. They stripped them of their former unicorn fat, lowered the sugar, added whole grains and mixed up all the colors and shapes as we once knew them. Your job is to stop that from happening again.
The Official Leprechaun Facial Fur self-adhesive facial hair set, the perfect way to complete your transformation to the pot o’ gold searching leprechaun. Get the luck of the Irish right on your face. Perfect for costume parties these facial accessories will have you partying on St. Patty’s Day.
- Each set of the Official Leprechaun Facial Fur includes 2 eyebrows, 2 sideburns and a chin beard.
Back to the fuzz, though. You can use the hair for more than just St. Patty’s Day. If you want to be a lumberjack with leprechaun ancestry for Halloween, the fuzz couldn’t be more perfect. Dress up a jack-o-lantern, if you please. Also, sticking the fur on pint-sized kids would really enhance the leprechaun effect. No matter what you do with it, the end result is sure to produce smiles, giggles, laughs, and a few high-fives.
Baron Bob has Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz for $7.95.
Don’t forget to throw on these Shamrock Glasses if the sun comes out and your eyebrows don’t provide enough shade.