Canned Unicorn Meat

Canned Unicorn Meat

Where did all the Unicorns go?  The mythical creature we always here about but never see.  I’ll tell you where they went; in a can!  The Canned Unicorn Meat solves that age old question whether they do or do not exist.  This spoof gift is sure to put a look of surprise on your friends face when they find it while rummaging through your cabinets for food.  Put it right next to the Spam, that decision will really freak them out!

Canned Unicorn Meat

Product Features:

  • Unicorn meat lowers your cholesterol
  • Perfect for sandwiches and party snacks, spread some sparkle
  • Tastes like Chicken only a bit more magical and sparkly
  • Magic horn is perfect source of calcium for young children and adults


  • Can measures approximately 9.3cm(H) x 8cm(W) x 6.1cm(D)
  • Dismembered unicorn fits in can easily

Please Note:

  • This product is not edible, it’s a stuffed unicorn in a can
  • No need for a can opener as the bottom of the tin is removable

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Use the Canned Unicorn Meat to have a good laugh at you friends expense.  You can purchase it at firebox for £12.99 and at amazon from $10.99.

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James Kelly

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James lives in California, but grew up on the East Coast where he received a BS and an MBA with specialization in Financial Management. Prior to joining GeekAlerts, he worked as a financial manager for a high-end estate planning firm. James enjoys the beach, running, mountain biking and almost any outdoor activity.

6 Responses to “Canned Unicorn Meat”

  1. This is absolutely fabulous! I would love to have it there in my cupboard… silently reminding me that one day unicorns really were real…

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