If you smoke in your car or just want the head of the Lord of the Sith with you, then check out this awesome Darth Vader Car Cigarette Lighter. He will light your smokes with the power of the force and when you aren’t using […]
What do you do when you have a bad snack attack? You run over to Magnolia Bakery, order a baker’s dozen, sneak them into the theater in your backpack, and make a rap number about it just like Samberg and Parnell did on SNL. Or, you make your own […]
Remember those crazy Fetus Cookie Cutters posted on GeekAlerts last year? Whether you found them cute or creepy, these Gummy Fetus candies are a worthy follow-up. These fetus shaped gummies are strawberry flavored, and guaranteed to evoke a reaction. Be careful though, as that reaction […]
Let’s say you’re a medical school professor dedicated to studying and teaching about the human body. Then this Plastinated Human Body would be a perfect specimen to have. Or maybe you’re just a really creepy (and rich) dude. Again, this would be the perfect specimen […]
It’s really useful to have a place to keep your keys and mail so that things don’t get lost or misplaced. But just because it is practical, doesn’t mean it has to be lame. Instead, get this Zombie Mount Rushmore Letter and Key Holder. Just […]
Marshmallows are great for toasting on a campfire. They are even better as ammunition in a gun. It makes for one tasty fight. The Double Barrel Marshmallow Shooter shoots with both barrels. Miniature marshmallows will fly through the air like deadly sugary clouds. This shooter […]
With a stunning design that resembles a scorpion’s tail, the Emperor 200 Luxury Computer Workstation epitomizes extravagance and has the price tag to match. The Emperor 200 isn’t just about a dazzling design; there are cool featured loaded into this computer workstation. There is an […]
Most coffee drinkers feel like Zombies before they have that first hot cup of coffee in the morning, and others still need a further supply at night to finish the day off. If you enjoy drinking from a mug and want to have some glow […]
I’ve heard of being so hungry you can eat a horse, but have you ever been so hungry you can eat a lion? It is possible, when you buy Exotic Meat including African Lion, Python, Crocodile, Black Bear, and more. I can see the draw; […]
The Easter Bunny will soon be hopping our way, and he’s bringing the Nightmare Before Easter Basket with him to remove boring candy from the holiday. Cute, yellow peeps and marshmallow eggs might be okay for some people, but you can take a lot of […]
We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… […]
Here’s a hoodie fit for a mage, wizard or whatever Gandalf is calling himself these days. If you are going to cast spells, you may as well look good doing it. This cutting edge Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie will allow you to cast 10 different […]
Everyone loves to get Peeps in their Easter basket, whether in bunny form or chicks. Now get ready for some Minecraft Marshmallow Creeps. They are based on the creeps from Minecraft and have all of the sugary flavor of the originals. You get 4 Creeps […]
You don’t have to be a hipster to appreciate these Converse Chuck Taylor Hi Top Dr. Seuss Cat In The Hat Shoes. If you enjoyed those Dr. Seuss Wall Decals, you’re bound to find these geek chic kicks irresistible. If you normally just wear jeans […]
For all you guys out there that know nothing about ladies and a whole lot about pushing buttons, here’s your chance to possibly be good at both. The Nintendo NES Controller Bra will help calm your nerves and allow you to focus on an A,B,B,A […]
Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]
If you have kids in grade school and you like to keep up on current affairs in the US, then you’ve probably heard about the cheating scandal involving national standardized tests. Sure that’s a big deal for non-zombie believers who are soon to be lunch […]
If only trash cans were larger on the inside than the outside, we wouldn’t have to take out the trash as often. Sadly that’s not the case, even with this Doctor Who TARDIS Flip Top Pedal Bin. Toss your trash like a Time-Lord with this […]
Peeps. You either love them or hate them. Either way they are an important part of any Easter basket. And now you can get yourself this awesome Peeps Bunnies Plush Pack and always have some peeps with you year round. You get a set of […]
Any gamer knows that when you are in the midst of a massive gaming session, you need snacks. Fuel for your body, while your mind and fingers game. Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks will take care of you. It comes in your choice of three […]
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