Road Kill Toys

I’ve seen my fair share of stray dogs or cats that have been run over by cars in the middle of the road, and it’s not a pretty sight. If you’re a parent and have kids, then I don’t think you’d really want to get them one of these Road Kill Toys.

Each of these road kill animals feature a fluffy plush with a smiling face, albeit looking pretty bloody, disheveled, and generally run over. They’re good for novelty presents but I don’t think animal lovers and children will be very amused with these. Owners of these plush toys can also unzip the zipper near their belly to reveal the poor animal’s guts.

Road Kill Toys

Looking like they’ve just been smooshed on the road into Toontown, these pancaked critters are the perfect gift for anyone who likes their humour with a few black streaks across it.

Making up the collection are Twitch the raccoon, Grind the rabbit, Splodge the hedgehog and Smudge the squirrel. Each has met a sticky end on their way across the road (and has the tyre marks to prove it). A zip on either sidelets you pack their spilled organs back in, but sadly no amount of roadside assistance is going to bring them back from teddy heaven – each one comes already zipped in its own clear plastic body bag.

These Road Kill Toys are available from Firebox for £24.99/$40.