Emergency Yodel Button

For people who still need a good cheering up every once and a while, there’s the Emergency Yodel Button. But if you’re in an environment where loud sounds, specifically loud yodels, are banned, then you might want to get the more personal Emergency Affirmation Button.

There are so many emergencies we have to tend to in life. Luckily, others have come up with solutions to try to help us get through these rough and tough times. Running low on cash? Give yourself the allusion of cashing in with Kaching Button. […]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a […]

Here’s another one of those novelty, but not-completely-useful, gadgets that I just want to get my hands on. I’m sure you don’t live in a cave and have watched some game shows that involved giving away some cash as the prize. Notice the “Cha-ching!” every […]

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

For doing chores around the home, you’ve got the Kelvin 23 Super Tool. For everything else, you only need to turn to the Swiss Tech Bodyguard 7-in-1 Emergency Tool; it’s got you covered. I remember this kid back in class who we called the “boy […]

In times of crisis, there’s no time to spare. It’s best that you’re already prepared with all your supplies and emergency stuff so you can just grab everything and go. Once you’ve gotten all the equipment for the humans in place, it’s time to consider […]

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and […]

You never know when an accident or natural disaster may occur and something as simple as this $10 Vehicle Emergency Escape Tool could save your life. Much like the Handy Home Rescue Multi-Tool GeekAlerts showed you in the past, this emergency escape tool can be […]

Do you have a bladder or poop-control problem? It happens more often than you think. In fact, I know a lot of people who have trouble well, holding it all in. Imagine how embarrassing it can be to be at a meeting or dinner party […]