Author: Patra Beaulieu

Patra has a background in molecular biology and was a former writer / translator for one of Canada's major web-based entertainment news providers. She currently resides in Ottawa, Ontario and is into alpine skiing, biking, music, movies, dining, baking, traveling, spending time with family, friends and her mini goldendoodle.

Geeks love getting festive and being seen with fancy drinks. Martinis in their traditional stemware are attractive, but one clumsy move and your 007 plan gets bamboozled, sending you straight towards…

Ever notice how some Thai restos don’t give you nearly enough water to put out the fires that burn in your mouth after eating hell-hot chili peppers? Somebody…

Around this time of year as winter creeps in, there seems to be more days when it feels like you’ve been punched in the head (or wish that…

There are so many ride-on vehicles for kids to have. You’ve probably seen the Jeep Wrangler, Cadillac Escalade, and Chevy Corvette ride-ons before. But this silver bullet Ride-On…

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps…

We at GeekAlerts are big fans of cleverly-crafted bookends. Maybe you’ve seen the Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends, taking us back to an epic movie scene, or…

Is sushi your favorite food? Announce it to the world when you wear this Sushi Roll T-Shirt that says, “That’s How I Roll.” The shirt features…

Stop the press! Just when you thought typewriters were banished from Earth, someone has designed one that is adaptable for your computer and doubles as an…

The GorillaPod tripod for cameras has been out for several years now and professional and amateur photos alike have gone bananas over it. Then its parent company Joby decided…

Did you hear about that 8-ft. Lego Man statue that washed up on Florida’s shore recently? It’s very mysterious, since neither Legoland nor Lego company are taking credit for…

If the 3-Dlicious Marvel Cakelet Pan knocked your Superhero Cape Socks off, you’re definitely going to dig the Spider-Man Comic Book Cookie Cutters, too. Spider-Man Comic Book Cookie Cutters…

Recently, I was teased for bringing a 256MB SD card to a meeting. So what? At least it wasn’t a floppy disk. Since floppies are now considered antiques, and…

It’s no secret that geeks tend to have a better relationship with their electronics than with people. Kinda sad, but true. Instead of hiring a personal trainer to get us…

So you can’t decide between buying the foosball table or the pool table, but there’s definitely not room for both. Or is there? The 4-in-1 Rotational Game Table…

There’s something about black and white busy patterns that bring our neurons to a standstill. This timepiece is called the Type 39″ Clock, but I’m convinced that it’s actually a…

Remember how cool you were when you first stepped out of the house with your very own Sony Walkman turned up to full blast? And if you had that yellow…

Are you tired of serial trespassers infringing upon your territory? Send them a clear message straight from the mouth of Lord Voldemort. With the help of…