Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They’ve purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives and probably have a year’s supply of food like the Tactical Canned Bacon stashed away.

If this sounds like someone you know, give them a little peace of mind and let them know that the Zombie Insurance Kit will be there when they need it…Not really, but it should be good for a nervous laugh or two. The kit comes with a certificate of coverage, ID membership card and window sticker.

Novelty Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit

  • Protect your stuff from zombie damage when they attack.
  • Lifetime policy; no premiums; low deductibles.
  • Of course, this isn’t real insurance, but is sure is silly.
  • Certificate is blank (you fill in the name) and ID card has a signature area on back.
  • Includes: Insurance Certificate, ID Card, and Window Sticker.
  • Certificate: approx. 8.25″ x 11.25″
  • ID Card: approx. 3.375″ x 2.125″
  • Window Sticker: approx. 4″ squared

As the 2012 countdown continues, have a little fun with the Novelty Zombie Insurance Kit available at ThinkGeek.com for $9.99.

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James Kelly

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James lives in California, but grew up on the East Coast where he received a BS and an MBA with specialization in Financial Management. Prior to joining GeekAlerts, he worked as a financial manager for a high-end estate planning firm. James enjoys the beach, running, mountain biking and almost any outdoor activity.

2 Responses to “Zombie Insurance Kit”

  1. When zombies come ima hide up in walmart with my friends and family and we gona kill them b*tchs

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