Pooping Bull Candy
Design

Pooping Bull Candy

If you’ve got a sweet tooth and love quirky stuff, then you’ll definitely want to get the Pooping Bull Candy. At first glance, the candy dispenser will look just like a typical plastic cow figure. But give its back a quick push and it will […]

Mega Brows 3-Pack
Style

Mega Brows 3-Pack

There’s this guy at my office that has a unibrow. He’s a nice guy, and he’s pretty popular at the office. But sometimes, I just can’t help but stare at his extremely thick and bushy unibrow. I’m not discriminating against unibrows at all; in fact, […]

I Love You Egg Shaper
Food

I Love You Heart Egg Shaper

Long distance relationships are particularly hard. If you find yourself missing your significant other, then you might want to give the Boyfriend Pillow which you’ve cleverly spritzed with your partner’s perfume to ease up on the loneliness, even for just a bit. And when your […]

Dashboard Pole Dancer
Toys

Dashboard Pole Dancer

Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn’t a really serious warning, although I doubt that you’d want your three-year-old son to ask what the pretty lady in the red bikini is doing on your dashboard. What lady, […]

Underpants Bandages
Design

Underpants Bandages

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on your hands, on your head.) So it only makes sense that someone would combine the two and get Underpants Bandages. These latex-free adhesive bandages with […]

Retrovision Glasses
Style

Retrovision Glasses

You’ve probably already heard about that expression that involves mothers and them sometimes having eyes as the back of their heads. Obviously this isn’t possible, but there is a way to take that literal statement and turn it into reality; all you have to do […]

Instant Villain Disguise Kit
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Instant Villain Disguise Kit

For some reason, an image of Al Pacino just popped right into my head when I first saw this Instant Villain Disguise Kit. (Maybe it’s the eyebrows, or the mustache, or the goatie–who knows?) It comes complete with everything you need to go from innocent civilian […]

Hairbrush for Bald Men
Design

Hairbrush for Bald Men

My dad is one of the lucky ones. He’s pushing sixty but still has a full head of black hair that makes him look like he’s still in his late forties. I have an uncle who’s much younger (early fifties) who just opted to shave […]

2 Faced Vampire Coffee Mug
Design

2 Faced Vampire Mug

  Vampire fans can now show off their inner vampire with this clever 2 Faced Vampire Mug, which shows off Vampire teeth before and after a meal. These mugs are microwave and dishwasher safe and fun to use too. The mug measures about 11 cm […]

Reversible Tie Blue-Pencil
Style

Reversible Ties in Blue and Red

Dual-purpose is good. Remember the Breville Radio Toaster Radio? Or the Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher? Aside from toasting up your bread in the morning, you can also either listen to some tunes, catch some news, or poach your eggs while you’re at it. Another […]

Gnarly Teeth Fake Dentures
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Gnarly Teeth Fake Dentures

Here are some awesome fake dentures that will make you look like a dweeb, a vampire, an old man, a supermodel, and all sorts of creepy. The Gnarly Teeth Fake Dentures will transform your plain and normal look to something that still looks like you, […]

Giant Inflatable Afro Wig
Style

Giant Inflatable Afro Wig

I’ve seen some righteous, freedom-fighting Afro do’s before, but they can’t hold a candle to this Giant Inflatable Afro Wig. Giant Inflatable Afro Wig Check Out The ‘Fro’ Giant inflatable Afro wig Perfect for fancy dress parties or to give the comedy factor for a silly […]

McDonalds Fry Guys T-Shirt
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Fry Guys T-Shirt

For those who don’t foster feelings of hatred towards the golden double arches after viewing the film Super Size Me, feast your eyes on this Fry Guys T-Shirt. The Fry Guys were a memorable part of the old school McDonald’s ad campaigns, also starring Ronald McDonald, Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie and the Fry Gals. […]

Poop Soap
Design

Poop Soap

Imagine seeing a long piece of poop on your kitchen or bathroom sink. Also, imagine the accompanying scream that such sight will illicit because the Poop Soap doesn’t paint a pretty sight. In fact, it’s downright disgusting and I have no idea who would want […]