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My nephew used to love swimming in the ocean, but after he saw Jaws, he began to insist that we just go for a dip in the pool instead whenever we would drive to the beach. My sister had tried several ways and means to try to make him try to move past his [...]

Since a lot of us want our babies to become meat heads and have a successful career in ultimate fighting, it’s never too early to get them pumping iron right out of the womb with the Buff Baby Rattle. Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin’ body-builder. Your little one’s [...]

This is probably the nth mustache-related item that I’ve seen in the past two months. The Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume Set was definitely a sight to behold, as was it’s female counterpart, the Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls. However, if none of those mustaches tickled your fancy, then [...]

There’s just something about abnormally huge stuff that makes seemingly ordinary things well, extraordinary. (However, an exception to the rule is the Mega Cockroach, unless you’re into insects and roaches). I mean, take lighters for example. They’re useful but they’re nothing to [...]

Back when I wasn’t as into instant messaging and chatting, (or rather, back when I was still more of a noob), I always used to find it puzzling whenever I saw or heard people use “lol” or “rofl” or “lmao.” They definitely don’t make any sense and [...]

If you’re the type of person who curses a lot, then you might want to check out the Bullsh*t Button Key Chain. It won’t exactly break your habit of cursing out loud, but hey, at least it can do your cursing for you until you find a way to zip it. People curse to [...]

Among my siblings, my mother would always say that I was the naughtiest of all. I was also the reigning prankster among my sisters. Had I gotten this Lil Devils Trick of the Day Set, then who knows what havoc I could’ve wreaked and what pranks I could have gotten away with. The Lil [...]

Remember that big cell phone that brothers Steve and Doug were using in ”Night at the Roxbury?” They were brothers? Noooo. Yeeees. Steroidal mobiles were the butt of jokes even back in the late 90s and now, they’re even funnier. Flash back to the 80s and don’t act like one of [...]

The mistletoe has been hung and the wreaths have been put up. The smell of Christmas cookies baking in the oven is wafting in the air, and the soft melody of the ending notes of carolers can be heard in the distance. And then comes the TannenBomb Prank Ornament to give everyone a shock [...]

If you’ve got a sweet tooth and love quirky stuff, then you’ll definitely want to get the Pooping Bull Candy. At first glance, the candy dispenser will look just like a typical plastic cow figure. But give its back a quick push and it will poop out some turdy yummy jelly beans from its [...]

Be honest, how many of you are getting ready for total chaos come December 2012? Well if you are, you probably have also thought about the increasing likely odds that you or someone you know will become a zombie. If this sounds like you, then you need to get the So Now You’re a [...]

There’s this guy at my office that has a unibrow. He’s a nice guy, and he’s pretty popular at the office. But sometimes, I just can’t help but stare at his extremely thick and bushy unibrow. I’m not discriminating against unibrows at all; in fact, I’m pretty curious why [...]

Long distance relationships are particularly hard. If you find yourself missing your significant other, then you might want to give the Boyfriend Pillow which you’ve cleverly spritzed with your partner’s perfume to ease up on the loneliness, even for just a bit. And when your loved one finally [...]

Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn’t a really serious warning, although I doubt that you’d want your three-year-old son to ask what the pretty lady in the red bikini is doing on your dashboard. What lady, you ask? Well, that lady on the Dashboard [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on your hands, on your head.) So it only makes sense that someone would combine the two and get Underpants Bandages. These latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze are a [...]