Shakespearean Insult Gum
Food

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Now here’s some gum served up with a twist. Have you ever had the urge to throw an insult or ridicule somebody while you’re chewing gum? Do you like Shakespeare and have a passion to quote him, especially in times of boredom? Then what you […]

Prank Foaming Lighter
Toys

Prank Foaming Lighter

My grandfather passed away from lung cancer, and we’ve all always blamed it on his addictive smoking habits. If you’ve got a close friend, dad, or other relative who can’t seem to leave his smoking habits behind, then the Prank Foaming Lighter might help convince him […]

Undercap
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Undercap

You know those cartoons that show characters giving one another wedgies and pulling the other one’s underwear over their heads? I’m not sure that’s even possible (unless the person you’re trying to give a wedgie to has extremely huge and elastic underpants), but you could […]

Night of the Living Trekkies
Books

Night of the Living Trekkies

Two of my favorite things happen to be Star Trek and Zombies.  I could never get enough of Captain Kirk (yeah, I got the Star Trek Bathrobe and Kirk vs Gorn Action Figures) and actually still watch everything William Shatner does on TV now.  Zombies are […]

Instant Underpants
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Instant Underpants

When you find yourself in a stinky sticky situation, the first thing you must do is not panic. It doesn’t matter anymore how you got your underpants wet (or worse, how you soiled them.) The thing to do right now is find a solution. If […]

Crazy Calculator
Gadgets

Crazy Calculator

When you’re number crunching with a calculator, trying to figure out what the damage is after splurging on a big vacation to Disney or after purchasing too many gizmos seen on GeekAlerts, it’s usually no laughing matter. That’s why some wise guy has invented a calculator […]

Twilight Maternity Shirt
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Twilight Maternity Shirt

As many of you already know, the fourth installment of the Twilight saga titled Breaking Dawn is set to hit theaters on November 18. Some of you might’ve already gone as far as to pre-order tickets. But do you have any special Twilight gear to wear to […]

Humping USB Dog
Gadgets

Humping USB Dog

Warning: this Humping USB Dog is for folks who are eighteen years old and above, so if you’re still underage, then I suggest you mosey on along to something like the Statue of Liberty USB Drive or the Panda USB Drive. At least those can […]

The Man's Manual
Books

The Man’s Manual

Even the manliest men sometimes find it hard being a man.  Do you think Clint Eastwood always knew how to grit his teeth and fire a six shooter?  I’m sure Blondie needed a lesson or two somewhere.  Whether you’re built like Terry Crews or McLovin, […]

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Food

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

Rivers Edge Firetiger Fish Mailbox
Design

Firetiger Fish Mailbox

There are plenty of ways to incorporate fishy things into your everyday life. You can decorate your curbside with Goldfish Garbage Bags, stick a Cthulhu Car Emblem on your car, tote your office supplies in a Hokke Mackeral Pencil Case, rest your head on a […]

Scabs Bandages
Style

Scabs Bandages

Scabs and scrapes and wounds can look pretty gross to begin with, but if they aren’t gross enough for you, you might want to try these fun Scabs Bandages. They are gross, but it’s all in the name of fun. All of the bandages are […]

Sarcastic Ball
Gadgets

Sarcastic Ball

Got a gift for gab? Pride yourself in never running out of sarcastic rebuttals and wisecracks? Then maybe you might have met your match in the form of this small purple ball called the Sarcastic Ball.

Fetus Cookie Cutter
Gadgets

Fetus Cookie Cutter

If the Giant Baby Jelly Mold is something you’d sink your teeth into, maybe some fresh-baked cookies shaped by the Fetus Cookie Cutter is right up your…uterus?  A fetus-shaped sugar cookie doesn’t quite blend in with the usual cutesy sugar cookies we’re used to seeing. You know, the pretty sugar […]

Emergency Toilet Paper
Design

Emergency Toilet Paper

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]