Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap

Sometimes you leave a stink so bad that you need to mask it with another scent. Either that or let others enter after you and pass out. That’s not good. Use this Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. You won’t have to be embarrassed by […]

A lot of companies have come up with products to help neat freaks along, especially in the bathroom. There’s the Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap to help keep the odors at bay, while the Nano UV Wand sanitizes the toilet seat after a quick swipe or two. And […]

I went to school with this huge know-it-all who felt like it was his right or duty to spew out random factoids in the middle of class (which annoyed the teacher) and in the middle of conversations that he wasn’t really a part of (which […]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

Poo probably isn’t the first thing you think of when you’re reaching for something to write a note on, but Elephant Poo Paper proves that poo is useful for a lot more than just burning in a brown bag on your neighbor’s porch. Of course, […]

We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment […]

If card games are your thing, then I have no doubt that you’ll enjoy this Poo Card Game a lot. It’s a game that’s filled with poo, monkeys, and action. So if you have some long road trip planned anytime soon, then this is the game […]

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to […]

You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it […]

The mosquitoes are out in the neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? Mosquitobusters! As warm weather approaches, our little blood-sucking nemeses come out of the bushes and attempt to eat us humans alive. This year, declare Operation Mosquito Wipeout on them with the Four Attractant Mosquito […]

If you think your day might turn into poo, there’s no reason why you can’t start your day with the Emoticon Poo Mug. At least that way it sort of seems like life is completing a full circle. Emoticons are weird. A poo emoticon is […]