Black Matter Mini Grenade Cologne
Design

Black Matter Mini Grenade Cologne

This Black Matter Mini Grenade Cologne looks really cool, and according to the reviews, it smells amazing. Seriously, follow the link below, and see the rave reviews from guys and girls that love the scent. The bottle catches your attention, but the all-important scent is […]

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Play-Doh Cologne Spray

Do you miss your childhood? Maybe you miss that odd smell of Play-Doh as you open the can. Well, you can relive that experience with this Play-Doh Cologne Spray. It will let you smell like Play-Doh all day long, fresh from the can. Your childhood […]

Gadgets

USB Aroma Leaf Fragrance Dispenser

Nothing invigorates a person like clean, sweet-smelling air. Too bad the work environment for most of us is a cramped, stuffy office or cubicle. Fortunately, you can still have a pleasant breathing environment with the USB Aroma Leaf Fragrance Dispenser. Just place a few droplets […]

Givenchy Pi Neo Cologne
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Givenchy Pi Neo Fragrance

We’ve already taken a look at Givenchy Pi Cologne, but now it’s time to up the geek-factor. Add in some spice Matrix-style and you get Givenchy Pi Neo Fragrance. It’s the cologne The One would wear. As the bottle and packaging convey, this scent is […]

Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance
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Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance

I don’t know if I’d want my man to smell like The Hulk exactly, but as they say, don’t knock it until you try it. If Gucci can bottle up the smell of Envy, I don’t see anything wrong with the Avengers having their own Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance. This fragrance is perfect […]

Givenchy Pi Cologne/Perfume
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Givenchy Pi Fragrance

If you’re a sophisticated geek, you might not be interested in smelling like Playdoh, Money, Lando Calrissian, Bacon, James T. Kirk, or Anchorman. With Givenchy Pi Fragrance you get a top quality designer cologne that still allows you to maintain your geek-cred. Plus women love the […]

Demeter Fragrances
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Demeter Fragrances

GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you have a chance to put on fragrances that will drive any nose crazy…good or bad, you decide. The Demeter Fragrances come in a variety of […]

Money Fragrance
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Money Fragrance

Now who wouldn’t want to be rich? While it’s true when they say that money can’t buy you happiness, it can certainly afford you a whole lot of luxuries in life to make your existence much more comfortable. We can’t all be rich because that […]

Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap
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Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap

Have you looked inside your bathroom lately? Emergency Toilet Paper in place? Check. The Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper still in stock to prevent boring Number 2 times? Check. So now it’s time to tackle something more serious than bathroom entertainment: the smell. So what’s […]

Dirt Cologne
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Dirt Cologne

Are you a tough guy; or just someone who wants to maintain that sort of image? Do you want to smell like you’ve been out rolling in the yard or at your workshop all day? If so, then a few spritzes of the Dirt Cologne […]

chocolate chip cookie candle melts
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Candle Melts

It’s not like we don’t have a hard enough time already with our sweet tooth, now you can get Chocolate Chip Cookie Candle Melts.  They smell like freshly baked cookies when heated up and are sure to drive everyone hungry.  The set includes 6 cookies […]

Men's Eau Lando Cologne
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Men’s Eau Lando Cologne

We showed you the Bacon Unisex Perfume so why not the Men’s Eau Lando Cologne.  This is a limited edition Star Wars celebration exclusive and quantities wont last.  You want to know what Lando Calrissian smells like? Well here you go: Mandarin warmed with incense […]

Bacon Unisex Perfume
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Bacon Unisex Perfume

I like eating bacon just as much as anyone, but all these bacon products lately are getting a bit ridiculous. Take for example this new Bacon Unisex Perfume. I like to eat bacon, but I don’t want to smell like it (or be with someone […]