Is your hotdog or hamburger looking a little plain and in some need of tasty condiments? If so, do it in a style that Dirty Harry would be proud of; use the Condiment Gun and pretend you’re the big dog with your own .44 Magnum […]
LED lights give everything the Midas touch. Not only are they energy-efficient and long-lasting, but they are also brighter than incandescent and fluorescent lights. GeekAlert fans who liked the LED Art Cube Light, TIX LED Clock and Ferris WheeLED Bike Light might also give a nod to the Laser Pegs […]
Look at this. We’ve found the smoking gun…ashtray. Just rest your smoke in this Gun Ashtray and it will turn it into a smoking gun. So if you’ve been looking for a smoking gun, here it is.
Are you in need of a stress reliever that was consider high tech enough to be on Star Trek, First Contact? The Luminglass transforms electric current into a spectacular array of light that responds to sounds like voices or music. At only 6 inches in […]
Every time I watch The Simpsons, I always end up craving for a doughnut after the episode ends. If you love doughnuts and think that giant versions of these baked goodies would be heavenly, then you might want to know more about a little something […]
With all that’s going on in the world today, stress relief is very important so why not have some fun with it. The Infectious Disease Stress Balls come in several colors and offer you a chance to squeeze some stress out of your daily routine […]
With a 26″ length, a 5″ circumference, and weighing in at a whopping 3 pounds, these World’s Largest Gummy Worm are 128 times the size of regular gummi worms. They have a 1 year shelf life and a different flavor on each end, so you […]
For all you junk food lovers and candy fanatics, here’s a challenge that may be even too much for you. The World’s Largest Gummy Bear provide some serious sugar and calories. The giant gummy bear weighs 5 pounds and has an amazing 12,600 calories. I […]
OK, I’m going to admit it. GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc. But! When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do. I’m only human people. The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up […]
Are you looking for a good way to stop the kids from eating all your favorite cookies? How about scaring them with the Zombie Cookie Jar. When this cookie jar isn’t ensuring that nobody touches the cookies, it can double as a perfectly scary Halloween […]
The aptly named Dream Chair Chaise Lounge Chair is what happens when you combine a hammock and a pool-side lounger for the ultimate in comfort and relaxation. Patio loungers are nice, but you can’t gently swing in the breeze. Hammocks are relaxing, except for getting […]
Why put Mayonnaise on that on that BLT when you can put Baconnaise on it! You know what they say, “Some Bacon is good, more bacon is better!” Baconnaise makes everything taste better; sandwiches, salads, dips, fries, you name it. If you like the flavor […]
Got some prized jewels to stash covertly when you’re traveling? If you’re a bit paranoid when it comes to carrying small, valuable items while you’re on the go, then it might be a good idea to get the Spy Bolt Covert Secret Container so you can […]
After downing a shot of hard liquor, it is common to suck a lime wedge or drink a chaser like beer, coke, juice, or water to smooth things out. Although hard core drinkers just do another shot as the chaser. Now with these Gummy Shot […]
Remember the Duff Beer Energy Drink from last week? Well these Duff Beer Can Mints are an even better Simpsons collectible. While the peppermint flavor of these mints may be intoxicating, they are safe to eat and drive.
Remember the Duff Beer Energy Drink we posted last week? Fans of The Simpsons can also get the Flaming Moe Energy Drink. Like the Duff energy drink, and unlike the “real” cartoon versions of these two beverages, the Flaming Moe Energy Drink does not contain […]
When all hope is lost in humanity, we often turn to inanimate objects to fill the void. When these objects take the shape of cool color-changing reptiles, all things are right in the world again. Huey the Color-Changing Chameleon is set to turn your case […]
Recently we posted about Super Mario Gummy Candy, and now we present Gummi Army Guys. These gummy candies look just like the green plastic army men soldiers kids used to play with a generation or two ago. In fact, they still keep the look of […]
Here’s something would have been great to find in your grown-up Easter basket this year. The Happy Bunny Spaz Juice Energy Drink will help wash down your chocolate bunnies, eggs and jelly beans while putting an extra hop in your step.
These Wizard of Oz Plush Toys are really cute and cuddly, with a unique retro style. Being geeks most of us probably don’t identify with the scarecrow, who feels he lacks brains, but some may share a kinship with Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, […]