Wolverwiener T-Shirt

April 15, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

X-Men and Wolverine fans can get a drastically different take on everyone’s favorite cigar-chomping mutant with the Wolverwiener T-Shirt, which shows what could possibly happen if comic books were to suddenly decide that dogs were their target market. Wiener dogs might not seem especially intimidating […]


Chocolate Donut Camera

April 5, 2013 Patra Beaulieu 0

Why should cupcakes get all the glory? Donuts are reclaiming their spotlight in recent times, but this Chocolate Donut Camera prefers to keep it on the down-low. What do chocolate-covered doughnuts and cameras have in common? Absolutely nothing, which is a good reason the two […]


Legend of Penny T-Shirt

April 2, 2013 James Kelly 0

Get them while you can. This Legend of Penny T-Shirt won’t last long…and once they’re gone, that’s it. This unique shirt combines everyone’s favorite NES game, The Legend of Zelda, with the Big Bang Theory. Leonard replaces Link and tries to save Penny instead of […]


iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

March 20, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so […]


Trash Can Shot Glass Set

March 19, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

We’ve seen our share of shot glasses here at Geek Alerts, and now it is time to take out the trash. This Trash Can Shot Glass Set, that is. These little shot glasses will get you trashed. These shot glasses look like little trash cans, […]


Fortune Telling Bacon

March 19, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of […]


Airplane! Don’t Call Me Shirley Blue Mug

March 15, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Airplane was a classic comedy movie, with many great jokes and one-liners. The one that the movie is most known for can be found on this awesome Airplane! Don’t Call Me Shirley Blue Mug. I am serious…And don’t call me Shirley! One of the best […]


Darth Vader Daddy’s Home T-Shirt

March 4, 2013 James Kelly 0

Do you know who your daddy is? Well Luke was sure in for a surprise when he found out who his daddy was…It even cost him a hand. This Darth Vader Daddy’s Home T-Shirt is perfect for the Star Wars fan or anyone that just […]

Seinfeld Group Clothing Heather Gray T-Shirt

Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt

February 28, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Cue the Seinfeld music. This Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt shows the whole gang, or more specifically, it shows off their clothing. Essentially, it’s a shirt about nothing. Surprisingly, it’s not made by Vandelay Industries. It features the clothing and the hair styles of George Costanza, […]


Green Beer Socks

February 28, 2013 Patra Beaulieu 0

While they’re probably not as great as drinking green beer, these Green BEER Tube Socks definitely capture the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and wearing them will ensure that you don’t get pinched by little leprechauns. Ow, quit it! These socks have a great athletic look about […]


Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

February 23, 2013 Marty Shaw 1

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the […]


Become A Scientist T-Shirt

February 21, 2013 James Kelly 0

The Become A Scientist T-Shirt should make a great gift for you or someone you know that loves science. Preshrunk and available in ladies fit, this t-shirt pokes fun at the hard working and underpaid scientists of our society. Like all the other Funny T-Shirts […]


I Survived The Russian Meteor T-Shirt

February 18, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Meteors can hit the Earth at any time and there is very little that we can do about it. It’s scary stuff so you might as well lighten up about it. This I Survived The Russian Meteor T-Shirt will help. It reads “I survived the […]


Smash Mute TV Mute Button

February 14, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary of […]

It's P.E. Not the Olympics T-Shirt

Calm Down Bro It’s P.E. Not the Olympics T-Shirt

February 11, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Sometimes it’s important to step back, take a deep breath, and put things in perspective. The Calm Down Bro It’s P.E. Not the Olympics T-Shirt helps you spread the word when certain Type A personalities around you forget where they are. We’ve all been there. […]


Chewbacca Chillin Dog Style T-Shirt

February 9, 2013 James Kelly 0

Star Wars fans know how cool Chewbacca is, but we never really got to see him let loose…until now! This Chewbacca Chillin Dog Style T-Shirt shows us how the big Wookiee likes to relax when Han isn’t barking orders at him. Designed by Matt Haley […]


Presidential Monsters Action Figures

February 7, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

I think most people talk about putting a monster in the White House after every election but those words have never been more true than when talking about the Presidential Monsters Action Figures, a twisted collection that blends seven historic figures with the iconic Universal […]


Pigeon Mask

February 4, 2013 James Kelly 0

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. […]


Hideous Beast T-Shirt

February 4, 2013 James Kelly 0

If you’re looking to add to your t-shirt collection, the Hideous Beast T-Shirt is a must have. It puts a funny twist on man’s stupidity or a certain woman’s ugliness…I guess it depends on your gender to decide who’s at fault here. Like all the […]