Karakuri Neck Charm
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Karakuri Neck Charm

November 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle worker might look like an oversized bandage, but it’s what the Japanese call an anti-aging wrinkle skin slack neck brace. Whether it is a novelty […]

The Oppo Dog Muzzle Quack
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The Quack Dog Muzzle

November 28, 2012 James Kelly 1

Do you have a dog that needs a muzzle every now and then? Well big or small, GeekAlerts has the perfect muzzle for your dog. The Quack Dog Muzzle ensures that your dog looks good, if you like ducks, when he/she needs to be muzzled. […]

Santa's Beer Belly Pilsner Glass
Design

Santa’s Beer Belly Pilsner Glass

November 23, 2012 James Kelly 0

Getting into the “Holiday Spirit” can be tough, especially if you have a large family. And we adults know how helpful alcohol can be in those times 😉 Just grab the Santa’s Beer Belly Pilsner Glass, fill it to the top with your favorite specialty […]

Knights of Ni Plush Hat
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Knights of Ni Plush Hat

November 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an abominable reindeer…no, it’s the knight who says NI! The Knights of Ni Plush Hat is inspired by “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and is designed to be worn by the most oddball but chivalrous Python fans. When […]

Regular Show iPhone Case
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Regular Show iPhone Cases

November 19, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you’re a fan of Cartoon Network, then you’ve probably seen an episode or two of the Regular Show…Who can resist Muscle Man’s bulging pecks and Rigby and Mordecai’s crazy antics. Add a little fun to your daily grind of phone calls. The Regular Show […]

Printed Christmas Tree Poster
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Printed Christmas Tree Poster

November 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you a fan of Christmas but not of the mess that usually accompanies it, you might want to get the Printed Christmas Tree Poster. Less maintenance than even the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, this poster is sure to keep your floor pine needle free. […]

Design

Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow

November 16, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned […]

Toys

Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy

November 15, 2012 James Kelly 0

Let this 8″ Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy be a warning to all you big eaters this Thanksgiving…Eat too much turkey and you may just turn into one! That’s right, this Hello Kitty is reversible. Turn her inside out and you’ll have a nice […]

Full Bacon Suit
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Full Bacon Suit

November 13, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

You probably realized your wardrobe was severely lacking when Lady Gaga wore her meat dress, making you wonder if there was a way for guys to be that delicious looking. The Full Bacon Suit lets you hop on to the growing trend of wearing food […]

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

November 13, 2012 Ryan Cooper 1

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn […]

Dota2 Inflatable Donkey
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Dota2 Inflatable Donkey

November 11, 2012 James Kelly 0

Warcraft fans stand up and let everyone know that you want an inflatable donkey…relax, it’s okay, it’s the Dota2 Inflatable Donkey. Sure to make inflatable fans everywhere jealous, this donkey stands three feet tall when fully inflated and is the perfect accessory for the geek […]

Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons
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Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons

November 10, 2012 James Scott 0

My boss told me I didn’t have enough flair. Apparently, I need 37 pieces of flair to match my brown-nosing coworkers. Fortunately, I found this cool set of Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons that includes 16 different zombie themed badges to wear. There’s a bunch […]

Style

Magnum Pi T-Shirt

November 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

Not everyone can grow a perfect mustache, drive a Ferrari and have hot women chasing them like Tom Selleck, aka Magnum…he even had an awesome TV name… But here’s your chance to feel special and have something not many others will. The Magnum Pi T-Shirt […]

You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer
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You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer

November 9, 2012 James Scott 0

The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself from political cooties with You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer. Similar to the Zombie Anti-Vius, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, and Secret Agent Hand […]

Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt
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Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt

November 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

Raise your hand if you love Star Wars! Now raise you other hand…oh, wait. This Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt takes a funny look at those unlucky Star Wars characters that happened to lose an arm/hand. Luke, C-3PO, Ponda Baba and the Wampa. Made from […]

Creature Attack Bandages
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Creature Attack Bandages

November 7, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Life can throw a lot of stuff at you and some of that stuff will wound you to the point where you need to put a bandage on and deal with the pain. For creature attacks, these Creature Attack Bandages are what you need. What […]

The World's Best Christmas Jumpers Ever
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The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

November 4, 2012 James Kelly 1

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry […]

Nightlight Twilight Parody Book
Books

Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book

November 4, 2012 James Scott 0

Twilight has a huge number of die-hard fans as well as a huge number of haters. It is strange to find something these two groups might both enjoy, but here it is: Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book. Fans will enjoy getting more Twilight, even […]

I Heart Pho King T-Shirt
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I Heart Pho King T-Shirt

November 3, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

If you’ve never had Phở before, you really need to try this delicious Vietnamese noodle soup. Although it is most readily available in places with a large Vietnamese population, such as Orange County, California, these days you can find pho restaurants in many large cities […]