Wolverwiener T-Shirt

X-Men and Wolverine fans can get a drastically different take on everyone’s favorite cigar-chomping mutant with the Wolverwiener T-Shirt, which shows what could possibly happen if comic books were to suddenly decide that dogs were their target market. Wiener dogs might not seem especially intimidating […]


Chocolate Donut Camera

Why should cupcakes get all the glory? Donuts are reclaiming their spotlight in recent times, but this Chocolate Donut Camera prefers to keep it on the down-low. What do chocolate-covered doughnuts and cameras have in common? Absolutely nothing, which is a good reason the two […]


Legend of Penny T-Shirt

Get them while you can. This Legend of Penny T-Shirt won’t last long…and once they’re gone, that’s it. This unique shirt combines everyone’s favorite NES game, The Legend of Zelda, with the Big Bang Theory. Leonard replaces Link and tries to save Penny instead of […]


Trash Can Shot Glass Set

We’ve seen our share of shot glasses here at Geek Alerts, and now it is time to take out the trash. This Trash Can Shot Glass Set, that is. These little shot glasses will get you trashed. These shot glasses look like little trash cans, […]


Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of […]

Seinfeld Group Clothing Heather Gray T-Shirt

Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt

Cue the Seinfeld music. This Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt shows the whole gang, or more specifically, it shows off their clothing. Essentially, it’s a shirt about nothing. Surprisingly, it’s not made by Vandelay Industries. It features the clothing and the hair styles of George Costanza, […]


Green Beer Socks

While they’re probably not as great as drinking green beer, these Green BEER Tube Socks definitely capture the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and wearing them will ensure that you don’t get pinched by little leprechauns. Ow, quit it! These socks have a great athletic look about […]


Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the […]


Become A Scientist T-Shirt

The Become A Scientist T-Shirt should make a great gift for you or someone you know that loves science. Preshrunk and available in ladies fit, this t-shirt pokes fun at the hard working and underpaid scientists of our society. Like all the other Funny T-Shirts […]


Smash Mute TV Mute Button

It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary of […]


Presidential Monsters Action Figures

I think most people talk about putting a monster in the White House after every election but those words have never been more true than when talking about the Presidential Monsters Action Figures, a twisted collection that blends seven historic figures with the iconic Universal […]


Pigeon Mask

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. […]


Hideous Beast T-Shirt

If you’re looking to add to your t-shirt collection, the Hideous Beast T-Shirt is a must have. It puts a funny twist on man’s stupidity or a certain woman’s ugliness…I guess it depends on your gender to decide who’s at fault here. Like all the […]