Turd Twister
Design

Turd Twister

Introducing the Turd Twister…because it’s been a while since we’ve had a really funny WTF Product.  Just like the Playdoh Fun Factory we all loved as children, which uses extrusion to create spaghetti and other cool shapes, The Turd Twister applies that same extrusion technology […]

Design

Crinkle Cut Chip Drink Coasters

These Crinkle Cut Chip Drink Coasters are designed to look just like crinkle-cut crisps. The manufacturer probably got the idea after a party where their friends left crisps all over the place. They probably figured, hey why not use them as coasters. These fake crisps […]

Style

Star Trek Become A Redshirt T-Shirt

Starfleet must have a hard time finding security personnel after the propaganda created by the old Star Trek TV show, but wearing the Star Trek Become A Redshirt T-Shirt will allow you to join the fight to set things right and insure that all starships […]

Style

Tatooinian Gothic T-Shirt

Combine a classic piece of art with a classic sci-fi movie and you get this cool Tatooinian Gothic T-Shirt. It shows Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru in the classic style of the American Gothic painting. There Tatooine hut looks a little better than I remember, […]

Alcatraz Wall Clock
Design

Alcatraz Wall Clock

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the […]

Style

Wolverwiener T-Shirt

X-Men and Wolverine fans can get a drastically different take on everyone’s favorite cigar-chomping mutant with the Wolverwiener T-Shirt, which shows what could possibly happen if comic books were to suddenly decide that dogs were their target market. Wiener dogs might not seem especially intimidating […]

Gadgets

Chocolate Donut Camera

Why should cupcakes get all the glory? Donuts are reclaiming their spotlight in recent times, but this Chocolate Donut Camera prefers to keep it on the down-low. What do chocolate-covered doughnuts and cameras have in common? Absolutely nothing, which is a good reason the two […]

Style

Legend of Penny T-Shirt

Get them while you can. This Legend of Penny T-Shirt won’t last long…and once they’re gone, that’s it. This unique shirt combines everyone’s favorite NES game, The Legend of Zelda, with the Big Bang Theory. Leonard replaces Link and tries to save Penny instead of […]

Design

Trash Can Shot Glass Set

We’ve seen our share of shot glasses here at Geek Alerts, and now it is time to take out the trash. This Trash Can Shot Glass Set, that is. These little shot glasses will get you trashed. These shot glasses look like little trash cans, […]

Toys

Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of […]

Seinfeld Group Clothing Heather Gray T-Shirt
Style

Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt

Cue the Seinfeld music. This Seinfeld Group Clothing T-Shirt shows the whole gang, or more specifically, it shows off their clothing. Essentially, it’s a shirt about nothing. Surprisingly, it’s not made by Vandelay Industries. It features the clothing and the hair styles of George Costanza, […]

Style

Green Beer Socks

While they’re probably not as great as drinking green beer, these Green BEER Tube Socks definitely capture the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and wearing them will ensure that you don’t get pinched by little leprechauns. Ow, quit it! These socks have a great athletic look about […]

Food

Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the […]